Lucretiel
@lucretiel.me
Neophile. #ADHD. #rustlang at @datadoghq.com. #boardgames. Mercator Projection Apologist.
AT LONG LAST
I FIGURED IT OUT
AN ELEGANT FIZZBUZZ
I FIGURED IT OUT
AN ELEGANT FIZZBUZZ
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
AT LONG LAST
I FIGURED IT OUT
AN ELEGANT FIZZBUZZ
I FIGURED IT OUT
AN ELEGANT FIZZBUZZ
Finally, a demonstration of something I've always believed: American and European timestamp formats are both wrong but Europe is more wrong
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Finally, a demonstration of something I've always believed: American and European timestamp formats are both wrong but Europe is more wrong
Completely true story about me
October 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Completely true story about me
Yeah I agree. I don’t really find this convincing cause it feels very UNLIKE every other stdlib trait
October 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Yeah I agree. I don’t really find this convincing cause it feels very UNLIKE every other stdlib trait
Tfw you write `b'n' => '\n'` in your parser and trust the compiler to manifest an 0xA0
September 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Tfw you write `b'n' => '\n'` in your parser and trust the compiler to manifest an 0xA0
I like when people are like "oh Rust is too fuckin complicated" when their shitty languages can't even get the basics right
September 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I like when people are like "oh Rust is too fuckin complicated" when their shitty languages can't even get the basics right
My proc macro, talking to the optimizer: "yeah I think I'm gonna clock out early today, you've got this, right buddy?"
September 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
My proc macro, talking to the optimizer: "yeah I think I'm gonna clock out early today, you've got this, right buddy?"
Output from proc macros is a hell of a drug
September 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Output from proc macros is a hell of a drug
This note is just 100% lies, right? Like pure copium shit here
September 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This note is just 100% lies, right? Like pure copium shit here
More inroads in the Great War against the boolean type
September 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
More inroads in the Great War against the boolean type
I've talked about this in the past. Seems like Zig might be filling that niche these days; they're doing some really remarkable stuff with original toolchains.
September 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I've talked about this in the past. Seems like Zig might be filling that niche these days; they're doing some really remarkable stuff with original toolchains.
Whoops I got annoyed at C advocates again
September 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Whoops I got annoyed at C advocates again
Literally struggling to remember the last time I’ve felt as cool as I do write now with my multi-monitor developer on a plane setup
September 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Literally struggling to remember the last time I’ve felt as cool as I do write now with my multi-monitor developer on a plane setup
No idea if this is your intended message but I really hope so
August 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
No idea if this is your intended message but I really hope so
God fuck modals. Fuck them. May I never create a website with this garbage in it.
August 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
God fuck modals. Fuck them. May I never create a website with this garbage in it.
Saints above, preserve us
July 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Saints above, preserve us
Seeking home decorating advice
So one odd thing about my apartment is that it has this absurdly long hallway with just doors at either end, and only on one side. The walls (highlighted blue) are totally bare, no windows or anything, just a solid white plane.
So one odd thing about my apartment is that it has this absurdly long hallway with just doors at either end, and only on one side. The walls (highlighted blue) are totally bare, no windows or anything, just a solid white plane.
July 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Seeking home decorating advice
So one odd thing about my apartment is that it has this absurdly long hallway with just doors at either end, and only on one side. The walls (highlighted blue) are totally bare, no windows or anything, just a solid white plane.
So one odd thing about my apartment is that it has this absurdly long hallway with just doors at either end, and only on one side. The walls (highlighted blue) are totally bare, no windows or anything, just a solid white plane.
Seeing MAGA start to turn on Trump cause of this Epstein business
July 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Seeing MAGA start to turn on Trump cause of this Epstein business
They started talking Magic in one of my group chats so I had to start memeing about it
July 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
They started talking Magic in one of my group chats so I had to start memeing about it
Just heads up that something is very wrong with your (or, more likely, your advertisers’) JavaScript on mobile:
July 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Just heads up that something is very wrong with your (or, more likely, your advertisers’) JavaScript on mobile:
