Luceo
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Pinned
geeked in
locked up
balls waxed
cock stuffed
locked up
balls waxed
cock stuffed
December 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
geeked in
locked up
balls waxed
cock stuffed
locked up
balls waxed
cock stuffed
if you're prescriptivist enough, no affix is productive
December 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
if you're prescriptivist enough, no affix is productive
bitches be like "actually you pronounce the e in Rio Grande, it's Spanish"
actually if you knew what the fuck you were talking about you'd know that's the English name only and in Spanish the river's called the fuckin' Río Bravo del Norte, and it's been like that for over 400 years, dumbass
actually if you knew what the fuck you were talking about you'd know that's the English name only and in Spanish the river's called the fuckin' Río Bravo del Norte, and it's been like that for over 400 years, dumbass
December 19, 2025 at 10:37 AM
bitches be like "actually you pronounce the e in Rio Grande, it's Spanish"
actually if you knew what the fuck you were talking about you'd know that's the English name only and in Spanish the river's called the fuckin' Río Bravo del Norte, and it's been like that for over 400 years, dumbass
actually if you knew what the fuck you were talking about you'd know that's the English name only and in Spanish the river's called the fuckin' Río Bravo del Norte, and it's been like that for over 400 years, dumbass
"hard sci-fi" enthusiasts arguing the point so intensely that they end up with just regular fiction
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
"hard sci-fi" enthusiasts arguing the point so intensely that they end up with just regular fiction
"it's natural, how can it be bad for you?" I say as I wash down my pills with a black pepper grapefruit hard kombucha, then die
December 18, 2025 at 11:11 AM
"it's natural, how can it be bad for you?" I say as I wash down my pills with a black pepper grapefruit hard kombucha, then die
"yea it's just a hypoethical situation"
"you mean hypothetical?"
*scalpel hovering over the un-anaesthetized guy whose kidney I'm about to steal*
"I don't think I know that word, what does it mean?"
"you mean hypothetical?"
*scalpel hovering over the un-anaesthetized guy whose kidney I'm about to steal*
"I don't think I know that word, what does it mean?"
December 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"yea it's just a hypoethical situation"
"you mean hypothetical?"
*scalpel hovering over the un-anaesthetized guy whose kidney I'm about to steal*
"I don't think I know that word, what does it mean?"
"you mean hypothetical?"
*scalpel hovering over the un-anaesthetized guy whose kidney I'm about to steal*
"I don't think I know that word, what does it mean?"
putting 300 christian fundamentalists in a room and asking them to explain the exact nature of the Trinity as a whole and its parts, and dropping them down a trap door as soon as they accidentally describe modalism, Arianism, Docetism, Apollinarianism, Tritheism, partialism...
December 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
putting 300 christian fundamentalists in a room and asking them to explain the exact nature of the Trinity as a whole and its parts, and dropping them down a trap door as soon as they accidentally describe modalism, Arianism, Docetism, Apollinarianism, Tritheism, partialism...
the biggest result of the game awards is the reignition of the argument of whether indie is a term with a simple straightforward definition or just a nebulous vibe
December 14, 2025 at 6:10 AM
the biggest result of the game awards is the reignition of the argument of whether indie is a term with a simple straightforward definition or just a nebulous vibe
every other Victorian medical treatise be like "in women, loose bowels are indicative of loose morals; and may be treated with a concoction of laudanum and mercury, or their consignment to sanatoria"
December 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
every other Victorian medical treatise be like "in women, loose bowels are indicative of loose morals; and may be treated with a concoction of laudanum and mercury, or their consignment to sanatoria"
me making sure to include just a dash of completely abstruse nothingburger diced up and distributed throughout my kinda-unique-but-not-really-all-that-amazing piece of media so 20 years later people will make 4 hour video essays about how it's misunderstood genius
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
me making sure to include just a dash of completely abstruse nothingburger diced up and distributed throughout my kinda-unique-but-not-really-all-that-amazing piece of media so 20 years later people will make 4 hour video essays about how it's misunderstood genius
amazing how out of touch tech CEOs will create a product no one needs and somehow makes millions, but it's a failure because it didn't make brazillions (low estimate of three thousand dollars profit over every person on earth)
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
amazing how out of touch tech CEOs will create a product no one needs and somehow makes millions, but it's a failure because it didn't make brazillions (low estimate of three thousand dollars profit over every person on earth)
me skimming through and taking the shallowest possible reading of The Gospel of Wealth:
"so I need to figure out the exact optimal amount of money to donate to maximize the return in YouTube ad revenue"
"so I need to figure out the exact optimal amount of money to donate to maximize the return in YouTube ad revenue"
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
me skimming through and taking the shallowest possible reading of The Gospel of Wealth:
"so I need to figure out the exact optimal amount of money to donate to maximize the return in YouTube ad revenue"
"so I need to figure out the exact optimal amount of money to donate to maximize the return in YouTube ad revenue"
nothing I love more than my brain waiting to alert me that my bladder is full until approximately 12-and-a-half seconds before I piss all over myself
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
nothing I love more than my brain waiting to alert me that my bladder is full until approximately 12-and-a-half seconds before I piss all over myself
being bluntly misunderstood while trying to have a very specifically nuanced opinion and them focusing on a tangential point is like asking for hot chocolate and getting a bottle of piss-warm yoohoo
December 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
being bluntly misunderstood while trying to have a very specifically nuanced opinion and them focusing on a tangential point is like asking for hot chocolate and getting a bottle of piss-warm yoohoo
when your favorite bit of a song is in the bridge so it only happens once and they never do anything with it
December 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
when your favorite bit of a song is in the bridge so it only happens once and they never do anything with it
had a dream the UK government sent me a letter that my "online personal ID" had been hacked and used for illegally searching the word "boobies" and that I was going to be sent to prison on the Isle of Wight
I'm not British
I'm not British
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 PM
had a dream the UK government sent me a letter that my "online personal ID" had been hacked and used for illegally searching the word "boobies" and that I was going to be sent to prison on the Isle of Wight
I'm not British
I'm not British
was woken in a panic from a dead sleep by the central heating turning on that hadn't quite burned off all the accumulated dust from the year, which sucks, but hey! at least I'm confident I won't die asleep in a fire
November 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
was woken in a panic from a dead sleep by the central heating turning on that hadn't quite burned off all the accumulated dust from the year, which sucks, but hey! at least I'm confident I won't die asleep in a fire
what's the point of an arboretum with no fruit trees? shit just call it an arborlookum them
on an unrelated note I've been banned from the local botanical gardens
on an unrelated note I've been banned from the local botanical gardens
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
what's the point of an arboretum with no fruit trees? shit just call it an arborlookum them
on an unrelated note I've been banned from the local botanical gardens
on an unrelated note I've been banned from the local botanical gardens
londoner: you are colourblind
new yorker: oh are colorblind
new yorker: oh are colorblind
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
londoner: you are colourblind
new yorker: oh are colorblind
new yorker: oh are colorblind
imagine if English had directly formed a noun for a person who practices a profession instead of substantivizing the adjective, we coulda called them professioners instead of professionals
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
imagine if English had directly formed a noun for a person who practices a profession instead of substantivizing the adjective, we coulda called them professioners instead of professionals
"no the English vocative particle isn't archaic! it's not! it's not archaic!" screams the dictionary man, while literally no one listens to him because he's fuckin' stupid, and wrong, and also stupid
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"no the English vocative particle isn't archaic! it's not! it's not archaic!" screams the dictionary man, while literally no one listens to him because he's fuckin' stupid, and wrong, and also stupid
man, spending time around translation centric spaces really has burdened me with now noticing stock translation phrases, like "it can't be helped" for 「仕方がない」.
now I see it all the time, like in the Maude translation of Tolstoy's War and Pea–
now I see it all the time, like in the Maude translation of Tolstoy's War and Pea–
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 AM
man, spending time around translation centric spaces really has burdened me with now noticing stock translation phrases, like "it can't be helped" for 「仕方がない」.
now I see it all the time, like in the Maude translation of Tolstoy's War and Pea–
now I see it all the time, like in the Maude translation of Tolstoy's War and Pea–
if friend shaped, then why no-
wait holy shit literally friend shape
wait holy shit literally friend shape
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 AM
if friend shaped, then why no-
wait holy shit literally friend shape
wait holy shit literally friend shape
it'd be pretty cool to die in a well publicized way, then amidst my memorial have the news break that I'd committed all sorts of horrendous terrible acts, and then the next day it break that all of those things were just events in a book I wrote that someone thought was an actual memoir
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
it'd be pretty cool to die in a well publicized way, then amidst my memorial have the news break that I'd committed all sorts of horrendous terrible acts, and then the next day it break that all of those things were just events in a book I wrote that someone thought was an actual memoir
contemplative: adj.
1. for the purposes of polytheism
2. for the purposes of collection of patterns
1. for the purposes of polytheism
2. for the purposes of collection of patterns
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
contemplative: adj.
1. for the purposes of polytheism
2. for the purposes of collection of patterns
1. for the purposes of polytheism
2. for the purposes of collection of patterns