At large-scale protests like No Kings, this advice could save lives. Sitting puts you at greater risk from tear gas, trampling, and delays in escape. Stay mobile, stay safe. Stand, link arms, walk slowly, and document. Strategy is survival. Share this widely.

Dear price of eggs Trump voters,

Not only aren’t they any cheaper, there’s an actual shortage because of the raging Bird Flu we’re not getting any public information about because the food safety & public health agencies responsible for that shit have basically been shut down.

Bravo.

The clueless chucklefucks are gonna find out pretty soon how they’ve been duped.

Be like Mark Hamill.