Lexington Cheesecake Factory
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Some give him Bad Reviews, and say he’s Nobody’s Son.
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Some give him Bad Reviews, and say he’s Nobody’s Son.
Sabrina wasn’t the first Carpenter to be cancelled… whose life was also Short n’ Sweet
November 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Sabrina wasn’t the first Carpenter to be cancelled… whose life was also Short n’ Sweet
Saruman was compromised to a permanent end by Hobbit special forces
November 17, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Saruman was compromised to a permanent end by Hobbit special forces
propriety politics out of control, I can't even threaten to [KISS] a mother[FRIENDING] [COKE]sucking [NOT SEE] anymore. presumably because of woke
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
propriety politics out of control, I can't even threaten to [KISS] a mother[FRIENDING] [COKE]sucking [NOT SEE] anymore. presumably because of woke
Haley Williams grants me the strength of fiddy men
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Haley Williams grants me the strength of fiddy men
Notably Israel’s universal healthcare is funded by US taxpayers, so they’re already paying for it anyway
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Notably Israel’s universal healthcare is funded by US taxpayers, so they’re already paying for it anyway
I’m on a sea peoples diet
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I’m on a sea peoples diet
Incidentally, having a mask on makes it easier to do other types of activism safely, and protects your identity
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Incidentally, having a mask on makes it easier to do other types of activism safely, and protects your identity
I miss my beuaitful witch wife who fed me potions from her cauldron and hexed me
November 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I miss my beuaitful witch wife who fed me potions from her cauldron and hexed me
while mayo is the tastiest
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
while mayo is the tastiest
ⓘ The post hurt a Bluesky moderator’s feelings
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
ⓘ The post hurt a Bluesky moderator’s feelings
Rob Zombie: “And slam in the back on my…”
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Rob Zombie: “And slam in the back on my…”
that one numbers station lady from black ops 😮💨
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
that one numbers station lady from black ops 😮💨
I used a rope to get a tighter hug and you’ll never guess what happened :/
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I used a rope to get a tighter hug and you’ll never guess what happened :/
Between Cheney, McCain and Kissinger it’s a war criminal phonetics foulup
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Between Cheney, McCain and Kissinger it’s a war criminal phonetics foulup
Ohayōhhowyadoin
November 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Ohayōhhowyadoin
kdot and gura combined their power to destroy the ontarian barbarians
November 2, 2025 at 11:41 AM
kdot and gura combined their power to destroy the ontarian barbarians
block wild haymaker
sexy discombobulate
sexy discombobulate
October 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
block wild haymaker
sexy discombobulate
sexy discombobulate
The release marketing for Battlefield 6 is next level
October 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The release marketing for Battlefield 6 is next level
Americans have rediscovered the concept of a shadow ministry
October 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Americans have rediscovered the concept of a shadow ministry
melinated supes would 100% be stronger with more yellow sunlight
October 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
melinated supes would 100% be stronger with more yellow sunlight
my door after I forget to oil the hinges:
October 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
my door after I forget to oil the hinges:
day one of the Milley regime I'm personally driving an Abrams through this mf
October 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
day one of the Milley regime I'm personally driving an Abrams through this mf
I'm pitting asexuals against each other in breakdance battles and MtG tournaments
October 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I'm pitting asexuals against each other in breakdance battles and MtG tournaments