There was a drunk gay in the bathroom who saw me and said: “Are you like a polidoodle or something?” I told him I didn’t know what his costume was either. “Have you seen Squid Game?” I have not. So we just made out for a second and then he left. I love being gay!

Just woke up after being at world pride and remembered JLo sang Kiss of the Spider Woman during her set, she really said the Oscar campaign starts NOW

Like JLo as Selena: I looooove pizza