Lowson
lowson.bsky.social
Lowson
@lowson.bsky.social
35, software engineer, dogs, music, cooking, chaos. 🏳️‍🌈🎸

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Name: Andrew
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: London
Interests: Technology 💻, Guitar 🎸, Movies 🎥, Cooking 👨‍🍳, Travelling ✈️
Vocation: Software Engineer
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Name: Jamie
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: London
Interests: Travel, Music, Drinking, Tech
Vocation: Tech (Data Engineering / DevOps)
Happy New Year x
January 1, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Going anywhere near a fitting room after a week of Christmas food and drink is a depressing affair 🥲
December 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.

Mine would be Enema of the State, with Dookie as a close second.
December 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I’m thinking @aidan94.bsky.social and I have a brand in our families. We are coming back from Christmas with 5 new cook books, new kitchen equipment and many set of exercise clothes. 📚👨‍🍳🏃‍♂️
December 27, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I have been back home for 5 minutes and been informed that I’m walking a fucking donkey to a Christmas eve church service tomorrow night…
barack obama is giving a speech at a podium in front of a microphone in front of an american flag .
ALT: barack obama is giving a speech at a podium in front of a microphone in front of an american flag .
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Who hurt the NYT Mini writer?
December 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The glares I just got for my suitcase Tetris on this train.

I couldn’t give less of a shit because no fucker helped me so their cases were getting put where they fit.
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Did Trump really just launch the Hunger Games?
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Snapchat memories has just outed me as recently becoming an attention seeking whore looking for validation in a range of either “outfits” or almost nothing. 😬
December 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The temptation to take jocks and mesh pants to wear to family events over Christmas is far too high
December 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
End result was raiding my boyfriend’s cupboard and I’m now effectively cosplaying as him.
December 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I’m going out tonight but foolishly exhausted myself this morning and have been in my joggers all day, barely moving.

My first two options for getting dressed were…not, and minimum effort of a T-shirt.
December 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Holy hangover 🤕
December 14, 2025 at 8:29 AM
How’s your evening going? I’m just chilling with Rudolph
December 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Having a day off on a Tuesday is so confusing. I’m just out of the weekend and I keep forgetting I:
(a) have work tomorrow, and
(b) it’s the middle of the week
December 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
10k done. Didn’t get locked in a park, however I am so sweaty I do feel like I fell in a pond 🥵
December 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Just witnessed a hilariously awkward moment where our female bus driver just stopped and questioned a photographer why he was taking photos of her, and he took out a pass to show he was paid by Meta to photograph the ads on the side of the bus.

I’m not sure what outcome is worse…
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Managed to escape the first Christmas night out unscathed! Still having my planned in lazy day though, so it’s a double win for the weekend!
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Me: I’m taking some time off drinking after 4 weeks in Australia not behaving myself.

Me 36 hours after landing in London:
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Kingdom might be the most brutally devastating BBC nature documentary in a long time. It doesn’t pick stories with happy endings or sugarcoat any scenarios.

The animals are so emotive as well. It plays them as real characters and the conflict between the predators is fascinating.
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Uber driver is having none of my small talk this morning. In silence we shall sit 👀
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I did not have ‘play (lose) a game of pool with a cute pup (Vincent) and his master, at a leather / rubber night’ on my Melbourne bingo card, but there we go!
November 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Me: Goes to Australia for a month, genuinely expecting to bump into spiders constantly so shaking every piece of clothing I pick up in a city centre hotel.

Also me: goes hiking in the mountains by myself, forgetting that’s where the wildlife actually lives.
November 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
We need routes through London that are free of football fans on match days.
September 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The gay bar in Greenwich is a blast. No idea why I haven’t been before.

Can’t say I feel particularly fresh this morning though
September 7, 2025 at 7:48 AM