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If you oppose the announcement to ban puberty blockers for trans youth you might want to block this joker in the screen shot.
#nzpol
A skeet by @libsanity.bsky.social claiming that the Cass Review and its ilk are good evidence that the NZ Gov is right to ban puberty blockers for trans youth.
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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A small timeline cleanse. Took these pics today, summer is definitely just around the corner.
#nz #spring
A lemon tree laden with fruit, against a blue sky backdrop. A pink rose in bloom. It smells quite nice.
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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#FormulaE #F1Academy #ChloeChambers
Nice! I think this is Chloe's first FE test? So pipping the likes of Pulling et al is no mean feat. And at the recent F1A test she was of course right at the sharp end.
Good to see Bustamante doing well yet again in a FE test 👍
Results of the latest FormulaE woman's test. In order it goes Chambers, Pulling, Bustamante, Powell, Lloyd, Chadwick, Calderon, Marti, Noda, Garcia, Jilkova, Edgar, Schall, Brewer.
November 1, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Not directly related to the re-skeet, but it reminded me that Ardern posted this yesterday on FB (screenshot). Good to see she'll be special envoy for Oceania at COP30, hopefully a nice little end run around our fuck-useless Government.
#nzpol
Screenshot from a post by Ardern on Facebook. The text reads: “It’s been 10 years since the Paris agreement, and now it’s 10 days till COP 30 in Belém.” As I listened to past and present COP President’s speak at the Paris Peace Forum, I thought about all the debates I didn’t expect we’d still be having, and all the goals that are becoming more distant. Yet, in amongst all that, the voice of the Pacific has been powerfully consistent: we must not give up on 1.5, in fact, it is an obligation. We must address the loss and damage for small island states, and the lack of access to climate finance. We must give both our regions oceans, and indigenous voices, centrality in the climate discussion. I leave for Brazil at the end of this week, and feel humbled to be the COP30 special envoy for Oceania, a role where I am totally committed to amplifying the voice of the region. Now more than ever, we have to keep going."
October 31, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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Screenshot from FB. I realise that diplomatic relations require Ministers/MPs to pose with all sorts and as a lefty I'm biased AF against this Gov, but the ick on display is off the scale. Collins looking so happy posing with Kirsty 'fuck human rights' Noem is Ewwww factor 5000.
#nzpol
Screenshot from the Facebook page 'The New Zealand Society', showing Judith Collins posing with others at a Five Eyes event in the UK. She and infamous Trumpist politician Kirsty Noem from the US are standing side by side and smiling happily.
October 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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#nzpol
Wow, she must really be feeling the heat.
But also:
Pic
September 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
lowkeyhazza.bsky.social
That quali was so damn entertaining and a fair bit nerve-wracking as well!
I spent all but the last couple of minutes of Q3 being like:
Crude illustration of a child praying by his bed saying "Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny".
September 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I'm sure I've seen how this works out...
Screen shot of a Replicator robot from the tv series Stargate SG-1.
July 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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French version of the Sicko meme, a man in 18th century clothing leering through a window and saying "Oui... hon hon hon... OUI!"
July 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Screen shot of a well known Father Ted episode with subtitles adjusted to say "I hear you're a jihadist now, Vicar!"
July 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
#ConanExiles
Screen shot of my character on a Conan Exiles official server posing by the corpse of the Red Mother dragon.
June 28, 2025 at 7:57 AM
lowkeyhazza.bsky.social
Finally saw that 1News clip of Chloe's reaction to Nicola Willis shitting out her reckons in a committee.
Chloe is all of us.
#nzpol
Two screen shots from a 1News clip showing Chloe Swarbrick's reaction to statements by Nicola Willis. On the left her head is on the desk and on the right she has her face in her hands.
June 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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“Within the span of a few decades, Los Angeles has gone from being one of the cleanest, safest and most beautiful cities on Earth, to being a trash heap.”

LA a few decades ago:
Photo of L.A. in the 1980s showing high-ride buildings looming out of a thick pollution smog.
June 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
lowkeyhazza.bsky.social
#F1 #MonacoGP
I don't care for the modern trend of having a new one-off livery/overalls for select GPs every year, it's naff especially as many of them are half-arsed e.g. McLaren at Monaco this year.

BUT!

Carlos' cap had that proper retro drip! 👍
Screen grab of Carlos Sainz's post race interview in which he is wearing a retro (70s or 80s?) style Williams Racing white and green cap.
May 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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A rare 'antipodean flag mix up with the Aussies on the receiving end' spotted in the wild.
Screen shot of the formation lap for race 1 of round 2 at Zandvoort for the GB3 racing series showing Australian drivers Pradel and Ninovic with the New Zealand flag beside their names.
May 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Nice.
May 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
lowkeyhazza.bsky.social
Google gave me this totally not confusing answer recently:
May 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Photoshopped image of an Orca leaping from the sea and smacking a F/A-18 Super Hornet with its tail.
May 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Albon doing his best Dredd impersonation.

#F1 #WilliamsRacing
Two images; on the left a still of Alex Albon in the back seat of a Blue Angels F-18, helmet on and visor down, with his mouth turned down while pulling 7+G. On the right Judge Dredd, played by Karl Urban, in his iconic look with helmet on and down turned mouth.
May 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Still from the movie 'Princess Bride' with subtitles with the line "never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line" except the the words "Sicilian" and "death" are crossed out and replaced with the words "Kiwi" and "per capita" respectively.
April 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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April 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Fuckin' lol. Adobe wondered into the wrong part of town and got ratioed so hard that they deleted their skeet while I was typing a reply, but I managed to get a screenshot so you can get a sense of how well it went 😉
Adobe skeet introducing themselves and asking what's fueling our creativity. The replies are emphatically negative.
April 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I'd never tried for Ghura the Hunter as I couldn't be bothered with the Stygian fortress at al-Merayah, but now that it's gone I've got myself a brand new Care Bear (with a regular thrall for scale)!
#ConanExiles
A screenshot from Conan Exiles showing a Ghura the Hunter pet next to a regular thrall for scale.
March 31, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Nothing like a bit of sorcery and slaughter on a rainy evening!

Pity about all the official Oceania servers crapping themselves tho 😬

#ConanExiles
March 19, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Speaking of a quick Google search:
A screen shot of Google's answer when asked for the definition of the word Premier which includes the following answer "noun: a prime minister or other head of government"
March 17, 2025 at 10:25 AM