lorraine
@lowayne.bsky.social
ATX by way of NYC/LA • digital + biz strategy • music/fitness enthusiast • straight shooter • purveyor of hype • living the good life • nba tings 🧡💙
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you ever solve the wordle too fast and then get sad
January 28, 2026 at 6:03 AM
you ever solve the wordle too fast and then get sad
I hate that these god damn chat gpt commercials are so good WHICH AGENCY DAMNIT
January 23, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I hate that these god damn chat gpt commercials are so good WHICH AGENCY DAMNIT
just saw the nets head coach and I swear I ain’t never seen that man in my life
January 22, 2026 at 1:25 AM
just saw the nets head coach and I swear I ain’t never seen that man in my life
are we just kicking each other in the nuts now?!!! Wtf is happening in this damn Knicks game?! 😭😭😭
January 20, 2026 at 12:15 AM
are we just kicking each other in the nuts now?!!! Wtf is happening in this damn Knicks game?! 😭😭😭
I just called the patriots “cardi b’s boyfriends team” hahahhahaha
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I just called the patriots “cardi b’s boyfriends team” hahahhahaha
I’m running out of places to move in America
January 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I’m running out of places to move in America
too anxious for The Pitt. too anxious for I love LA
January 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
too anxious for The Pitt. too anxious for I love LA
I’m so excited to go to sleep so I can wake up and drink coffee
January 11, 2026 at 4:46 AM
I’m so excited to go to sleep so I can wake up and drink coffee
I got legit carded today. homeboy asked for my ID as if he thought I could maybe be 20 years of age!!!! he took my ID and say “oh wow.” I don’t even care if he was lying but as a 40 year old it was nice not to be seen as a tired mom hah!
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I got legit carded today. homeboy asked for my ID as if he thought I could maybe be 20 years of age!!!! he took my ID and say “oh wow.” I don’t even care if he was lying but as a 40 year old it was nice not to be seen as a tired mom hah!
levels coming on and me bringing down the vibe explaining that avicii is DEAD
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
levels coming on and me bringing down the vibe explaining that avicii is DEAD
anyone else feel like a dirtbag when their landscapers are outside doing their thing and your ass is just on the couch listening to it lol
December 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
anyone else feel like a dirtbag when their landscapers are outside doing their thing and your ass is just on the couch listening to it lol
Reposted by lorraine
Participants in sixteen Dry January studies reported better mood, improved sleep and weight loss, and had healthier blood pressure, blood sugar and liver function.
Here’s what Dry January does to your body
It’s not just better sleep — cutting back on alcohol may improve your blood sugar levels, blood pressure, insulin resistance and more.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Participants in sixteen Dry January studies reported better mood, improved sleep and weight loss, and had healthier blood pressure, blood sugar and liver function.
good vibes cost money and I will not be explaining further
December 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
good vibes cost money and I will not be explaining further
why is 46 deg in Texas the coldest shit ever
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
why is 46 deg in Texas the coldest shit ever
please think of all your ad agency friends on this treacherous black friday cyber monday holiday we are suffering 😭😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
please think of all your ad agency friends on this treacherous black friday cyber monday holiday we are suffering 😭😭😭
everytime I step on the scale and the number goes down I get a little more high on my own supply idk if I’ll ever do away w toxic diet culture it’s just in me unfortunately
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
everytime I step on the scale and the number goes down I get a little more high on my own supply idk if I’ll ever do away w toxic diet culture it’s just in me unfortunately
so my child is basically potty training herself. I literally did nothing but provide a practice potty and she’s taking herself to it when she has to go. It’s lowkey bonkers. I did nothing lol
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
so my child is basically potty training herself. I literally did nothing but provide a practice potty and she’s taking herself to it when she has to go. It’s lowkey bonkers. I did nothing lol
whenever I meet people who “don’t drink a lot” I’m always like WOW look at you and lowkey jealous but we are different people lol
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
whenever I meet people who “don’t drink a lot” I’m always like WOW look at you and lowkey jealous but we are different people lol
So I had to pay for stupid fucking espn bc stupid ass billion dollar dumbass companies can’t figure shit out and now I subscribe to 9000 streamers to watch the Knicks honestly bring fucking cable back this is mutiny
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
So I had to pay for stupid fucking espn bc stupid ass billion dollar dumbass companies can’t figure shit out and now I subscribe to 9000 streamers to watch the Knicks honestly bring fucking cable back this is mutiny
not me shaking hands w the uber driver after a spirited conversation saying “just 3 more years. we’ll make it through…we’ll make it through.” 😭😭😭
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
not me shaking hands w the uber driver after a spirited conversation saying “just 3 more years. we’ll make it through…we’ll make it through.” 😭😭😭
whenever I’m traveling alone I catch myself smiling at families like a goon. I’m not trying to be weird and maybe it’s bc I’m a mom now but I love seeing families out in the streets doing it.
November 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
whenever I’m traveling alone I catch myself smiling at families like a goon. I’m not trying to be weird and maybe it’s bc I’m a mom now but I love seeing families out in the streets doing it.
not me getting wet in these streets
October 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
not me getting wet in these streets
anyone else feel the palpable tension w TSA? I’d be moody af if I wasn’t getting paid either
October 22, 2025 at 10:02 AM
anyone else feel the palpable tension w TSA? I’d be moody af if I wasn’t getting paid either
This is still so crazy to me I love it!!!! Time just keeps going my friend
16 years ago I met @lowayne.bsky.social in line at Hot Doug’s!
July 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This is still so crazy to me I love it!!!! Time just keeps going my friend
I had a dream that Ruby drank a pumpkin spice buzzball
July 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I had a dream that Ruby drank a pumpkin spice buzzball