twitter was only useful for two things: watching bootleg football streams, and finding out whether the earthquake i was in was actually an earthquake

i didn’t know 28% of people had been kicked in the head by a horse

this is what we call not a real person

yeah sure… the years 1 and 977 were influential, but music really peaked in 1977 and you didn’t even include that in the list???

meh… seems complicated but it might grow on me

then so be it. i must accept my fate and be at one with my clown-inflicted demise

but still, with ‘SI’ we’re admitting that there is some sort of intelligence. i prefer the term TIT - totally insufferable tory.

but she can’t be AI - intelligence is integral to that acronym

i would like to apologise to all clowns, it seems i have misrepresented them in my post. please accept my apology. clowns have much more of my respect than kemi badenoch does