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idk how I necessarily became the junior deputy firewood bitch | 31 | she/her

📺 now side eyeing: #dwts #tar38 #traitorscanada
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November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
my issues with gemini men and attraction to taurus men know no limits
SpongeBob unveils zodiac signs as SpongeBob characters:

• SpongeBob - Gemini
• Patrick - Sagittarius
• Sandy - Aries
• Squidward - Taurus
• Mrs. Puff - Cancer
• Pearl - Leo
• Karen - Virgo
• Mermaid Man - Libra
• Plankton - Scorpio
• Mr. Krabs - Capricorn
• Bubble Buddy - Aquarius
• Gary - Pisces
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
who else is at the pretending you're tired so you don't have to socialize anymore point of the holiday ✌️😘
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I hate month-long online black friday, bring back midnight in-store clobbering each other for tickle-me-elmo black friday. we used to be a proper country
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
happy thanksgiving to the baddies who know cranberry sauce is best straight out of a can ❤️
a heart shaped mirror with the words " all hail the tube " on it
Alt: a heart shape with the words "all hail the tube" and a photo of canned cranberry sauce
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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thankful for whitney leavitt, mark ballas and this freestyle that changed my life today
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
they've given everyone a float except Scheana
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Mr Fantasy front and center on my hear me out cake
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
genuinely in tears watching whitney's freestyle on call her daddy like thats my joker for real
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
and to think anna delvey could've done that routine if she made the finale #dwts
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
say what you will about tom sandoval but he would take dwts so seriously if he ever got the call, he would be mainlining cocaine for 2 months straight to make sure he got that paso doble right
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
terri irwin we're gonna keep that mirrorball in the family next year mama #dwts
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Obsessed with this look on Mother, she’s giving 1980s oil baroness super b*tch out to get your man😍 #RHOC
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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The Last Great American Dynasty. #RHONY
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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bravo friends should I start with southern charm or summer house?
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
luann de lesseps is my mariah carey
November 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
this is exactly how I act when I have a crush, whatever you say beautiful 😍🥰
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?

MAMDANI: I've spoken about--

TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I'm so tired of being good at my job, I wish I was bad at it so no one asked me for anything but they still kept me around for morale
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
he really does go through life like an alien in human skin trying to learn modern society
I went back to clip it if anyone wanted to see haha (even though I guess people don’t like it that vince/vorgan have fans on here and that we should “go back to twitter” 😭) lmao no thanks… sub to modelmorg on twitch!!🫡 #bb27 #bbsky
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I'm 6 minutes into celebrity traitors and already positively charmed
November 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
my only contribution to the discourse is production needs to stop acting like winners make for compelling returnees because more often than not they're boring as fuck. smooches!
November 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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you know when people are like oh if your dog doesn’t like someone that’s a red flag bc they are always good at picking up on the Vibes? that’s pizzy to me. shoutout to my dogs at the crib.
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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I'm sure Jag is a lovely person in real life and also any racism or anything said against him because of his religion is awful and we do not condone that but he is not fun to watch on tv or root for in games and that's just that
November 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM