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I explain why OpenAI are launching ads in ChatGPT the way they are (someone clued them in to where the easiest money is) payingforthis.beehiiv.com/p/sam-altman...
Sam Altman Smells Easy Money
OpenAI is capitalistically correct to start in the "premium" ads space
payingforthis.beehiiv.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I explain why OpenAI are launching ads in ChatGPT the way they are (someone clued them in to where the easiest money is) payingforthis.beehiiv.com/p/sam-altman...
Every Alabama state house member is named Jeff Tinglestink
January 19, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Every Alabama state house member is named Jeff Tinglestink
I just realized someone out there is running a polycule on Microsoft Teams
January 8, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I just realized someone out there is running a polycule on Microsoft Teams
"Secular praise music" is I think entirely meant to be a dunk on modern non-Christian pop but it's underrated as a dunk on modern Christian music, too.
This stuff isn't old time gospel or fire and brimstone country hymnals, it's the kind of lukewarm milk you can turn into Benson Boone.
This stuff isn't old time gospel or fire and brimstone country hymnals, it's the kind of lukewarm milk you can turn into Benson Boone.
January 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
"Secular praise music" is I think entirely meant to be a dunk on modern non-Christian pop but it's underrated as a dunk on modern Christian music, too.
This stuff isn't old time gospel or fire and brimstone country hymnals, it's the kind of lukewarm milk you can turn into Benson Boone.
This stuff isn't old time gospel or fire and brimstone country hymnals, it's the kind of lukewarm milk you can turn into Benson Boone.
Dancehall Dave Portnoy / Davey Stock Selectah
December 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Dancehall Dave Portnoy / Davey Stock Selectah
Has anyone done the drag name Chick Filabia yet
November 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Has anyone done the drag name Chick Filabia yet
Has anyone tried calling Elon Musk and Peter Thiel the Gööbermensch
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Has anyone tried calling Elon Musk and Peter Thiel the Gööbermensch
Geese is just one Ween song turned into a band's whole thing.
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Geese is just one Ween song turned into a band's whole thing.
Honestly I'm surprised nobody has carved a crypto wallet address onto a casing yet.
October 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Honestly I'm surprised nobody has carved a crypto wallet address onto a casing yet.
"People are always saying: Kirby Smart. Well, let me tell you what I'm always saying: Dabo Blessed. And I'll take faith over knowledge any time I'm playing Alabama."
September 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
"People are always saying: Kirby Smart. Well, let me tell you what I'm always saying: Dabo Blessed. And I'll take faith over knowledge any time I'm playing Alabama."
No ponytailed uncle should have to bury their ponytailed nephew. Alas, we're going to have a lot of that in the RFK Jr. era and its aftermath.
September 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
No ponytailed uncle should have to bury their ponytailed nephew. Alas, we're going to have a lot of that in the RFK Jr. era and its aftermath.
"You think it's bad when our kicker nails the upright? Well, you know who else was NAILED to something, and went KICKING his feet, UP RIGHT to Heaven, where he saved our souls?"
September 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"You think it's bad when our kicker nails the upright? Well, you know who else was NAILED to something, and went KICKING his feet, UP RIGHT to Heaven, where he saved our souls?"
Doogie Howser? I hardly Doogie know her!
September 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Doogie Howser? I hardly Doogie know her!
Borrowed my Greek friend's car, riding in the Whip of Theseus
September 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Borrowed my Greek friend's car, riding in the Whip of Theseus
The ball peen hammer is the only tool that tells you what you're supposed to use it on right there in its name.
August 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The ball peen hammer is the only tool that tells you what you're supposed to use it on right there in its name.
Looking at reviews for a bar called The Riptide and it appears people are discussing actual riptides at the nearby beach in the questions.
August 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Looking at reviews for a bar called The Riptide and it appears people are discussing actual riptides at the nearby beach in the questions.
If your core value proposition is being slightly more moral than your competitors, probably best not to court amoral customers: payingforthis.beehiiv.com/p/the-trade-...
The Trade Desk's Nihilism Problem
Their customers believe in nothing and so shall they become just that.
payingforthis.beehiiv.com
August 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
If your core value proposition is being slightly more moral than your competitors, probably best not to court amoral customers: payingforthis.beehiiv.com/p/the-trade-...
Gen Z Person Who Has Definitely Had Sex: Having absolutely no fun, depriving one's self of all pleasure, on an airplane? This, to me, is "raw dogging a flight."
August 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Gen Z Person Who Has Definitely Had Sex: Having absolutely no fun, depriving one's self of all pleasure, on an airplane? This, to me, is "raw dogging a flight."
How can Bluesky thrive in the face of current issues and potential future ones and inevitably, as it must, make money? My thoughts: payingforthis.beehiiv.com/p/bluesky-is...
Bluesky Is Good, Actually: Part Two
Ideology. "Politics." Redemption. Money?
payingforthis.beehiiv.com
August 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
How can Bluesky thrive in the face of current issues and potential future ones and inevitably, as it must, make money? My thoughts: payingforthis.beehiiv.com/p/bluesky-is...
(Sublime Voice)
"I done crapped piss; diarrhea.
I got some shit on my balls."
"I done crapped piss; diarrhea.
I got some shit on my balls."
August 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
(Sublime Voice)
"I done crapped piss; diarrhea.
I got some shit on my balls."
"I done crapped piss; diarrhea.
I got some shit on my balls."
Horses are GOATed. And goats? They not horsing around.
July 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Horses are GOATed. And goats? They not horsing around.
If you're already here on Bluesky you're the last person this is for but nonetheless I'm trying to explain it to general internet chuds, LinkedIn warriors, etc. with this article: payingforthis.beehiiv.com/p/bluesky-is...
Bluesky Is Good, Actually: Part One
Think Critically, Not Algorithmically
payingforthis.beehiiv.com
July 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If you're already here on Bluesky you're the last person this is for but nonetheless I'm trying to explain it to general internet chuds, LinkedIn warriors, etc. with this article: payingforthis.beehiiv.com/p/bluesky-is...
The best way to determine quickly if you're looking at a potentially useful piece of analysis starts with being a potty mouth: payingforthis.beehiiv.com/p/oh
"Oh shit!" + "No shit."
The essence of great analysis lies between two expletive exclamations
payingforthis.beehiiv.com
July 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The best way to determine quickly if you're looking at a potentially useful piece of analysis starts with being a potty mouth: payingforthis.beehiiv.com/p/oh
Part two of my look at AppLovin where I look at their real e-com potential and also call people in independent ad tech, and at the DNC, feckless incompetent cowards in the exact same way more or less. payingforthis.beehiiv.com/p/applovin-i...
AppLovin Is For Gamers, Part Two
All's fair in love and war, but what about e-com?
payingforthis.beehiiv.com
July 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Part two of my look at AppLovin where I look at their real e-com potential and also call people in independent ad tech, and at the DNC, feckless incompetent cowards in the exact same way more or less. payingforthis.beehiiv.com/p/applovin-i...
Part one of my look at AppLovin, which is either the latest collection of scams stacked together to resemble a rival to Meta and Google and co, or a very real viable business that's just currently overvalued, or something in between: payingforthis.beehiiv.com/p/applovin-i...
AppLovin Is For Gamers, Part One
It's certainly not for lovers.
payingforthis.beehiiv.com
July 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Part one of my look at AppLovin, which is either the latest collection of scams stacked together to resemble a rival to Meta and Google and co, or a very real viable business that's just currently overvalued, or something in between: payingforthis.beehiiv.com/p/applovin-i...