As I'm reading this on the train, the man next to me is reading the Bible on his phone, and honestly, I wish I was rather porn.

As bright as a fetid cow corpse dipped in liquid nitrogen.

Dimmer than a dead donkey dick painted in vanta black paint.

Keen as a box of dried deer carcasses.

Too bad work visas here are so exploitive that taking the time to study Japanese even part time can be extremely difficult. And expensive. If they're going to do this they need to have language classes for immigrants that are free or low cost, funded by the government.

And they also have government funded language classes that are provided at no cost to eligible immigrants.

I've always thought Devil May Cry should have never been abbreviated to DMC just out of respect.

Great video.

I honestly think pop music is dying because we put no value in music anymore. Streaming has turned music into something so disposable most people don't even bother getting attached to artists anymore.

I can see Mommy Dearest and Grease.

Bet the CEDs weren't for rent and were just decor at this point.

Barbarella and Clash of the Titans.