Home Depot of course

I love to recommend Attachments by Rainbow Rowell. It’s smart, unique, light-hearted but still meaningful, and leaves you with warm fuzzies at the end.

I did not teach him—he is just innately perfect.

Yup. Sorry procuring sustenance for you is such an inconvenience, kids!

The audiobook version is so good, too. I think I’ve read it in every format 😂 currently ebook, though.

I just read that part! 😭🥹 and “You swallow her with your eyes. I’m surprised there’s any of her left for the rest of us to see.”

Meanwhile I have made it my personal mission to make sure everyone I know is aware that Taylor Swift complimented me once

Why didn’t I think of that?!

I have a kid who takes a cold quesadilla for lunch every day 😅 soooo many tortillas