I imagine they have eaten a lot of spit ... and stuff.

OPERATION NEEDLE DICK

Are the cattle in the room with him now?

Now I can't stop thinking of this scenario... the perfect crime, who would suspect such a good dog? Who's a good dog, yes, you're a good dog!

with a teeny tiny microscopic ...

But did they ask the dog if it was an accident? Maybe the guy was a dick and the dog had enough of him.
😜

Ah, and here we are with the welfare queens again... good old bigoted reagan speak. the true architect of everything that is wrong today.