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I’m an idiot, please don’t listen to me.
RollForCrypt CoHost. cEDH Gremlin.
Why is everyone complaining about RAM prices when they could just download more for free
January 20, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Who wants to teach me Modern?
January 20, 2026 at 2:32 AM
FINALLY
January 6, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Let’s play my favorite game.

“How many beers can I drink sitting in the shower before I start crying”

Hint: the answer is zero
December 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My dick is like a vampire. It needs permission to cum inside.
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I FOUND IT
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This is sick. Hydroid Krasis and Archivist of Ligma on a bird?

At its floor it’s a cheaper Archivist. can be flipped off Kinnan and it’s still not awful. Also an infinite mana outlet. (Not the best outlet) but still.

2 mana, 1/1 with flash, draw a card, become a 2/2.

10/10. no notes
October 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Tpain’s music has no business being that catchy 16 years later
October 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My girl better start acting right cuz all these bots want me
October 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
What if Arby’s slogan was “We suck the meats” instead of whatever the hell they have now
September 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
My shorkai deck broke 50k views. This is the height of my MTG Career and I hardly ever play anymore lmao
September 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
We could clear the national debt in a week by charging people to piss on Trumps grave
September 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Is there a lore reason to keep going?
September 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
My Magic 8 ball is telling me that I need head
September 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I must be at the top of my class by the way I Cum Laude
September 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Sometimes, working in construction is fun
September 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The lion does not concern himself with the chest pain after several energy drinks
September 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
TOTK had NO BUSINESS making Purah this HOTTTT 🔥🥵
September 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Not to worry anyone….but I’m currently have the tummiest of aches. I may not make it.

Tell my partner that I think she’s kinda fine
September 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Unboxing video buts it’s just a video of my partner giving birth to our daughter
August 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Unboxing vid but it’s just me opening a pack of cigarettes
August 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Trump’s hand is like that, not because of Heart problems, but because he be jerkin’ his shit crazy style
August 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Tuggin it for Jesus
August 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Wanted to do a fit check. There wasn’t a full length mirror and wanted people to see the shoes
August 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Just made it to my hotel
August 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM