👑✞☠︎𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕺.𝕲.☠︎✞👑
@lordorgasmatron.bsky.social
Hubby to a NSFW content creator. I'm a fan of the finer things in life. All things spooky, different and obscure. I am an Agent of Chaos and you are welcome to accompany me in my journey through the unknown. Everything from self-improvement to horror films
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Now recruiting for our Agents of Chaos/Agencies of Chaos. I'm looking for moderators and members for all kinds of niches, from ADHD and mental health to horror to personal finance, economics, and everything in between. Respect is mandatory, and civil discourse is encouraged.
My mind might try to quit, but my spirit won't. Building, growing, and winning, no matter what. #Resilience #Persistence #Success #ADHD #MentalHealthMatters #agentsofchaos
June 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My mind might try to quit, but my spirit won't. Building, growing, and winning, no matter what. #Resilience #Persistence #Success #ADHD #MentalHealthMatters #agentsofchaos
Sunday Spookies 👻🎃🦇?!
Please. I’m the real Agent of Chaos—here to stand up for mental health and lift up my people.
Monday is just another day. A reminder of why we have to fight for the life we deserve.
#ADHD
#MentalHealthMatters #AgentOfChaos
Please. I’m the real Agent of Chaos—here to stand up for mental health and lift up my people.
Monday is just another day. A reminder of why we have to fight for the life we deserve.
#ADHD
#MentalHealthMatters #AgentOfChaos
June 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Sunday Spookies 👻🎃🦇?!
Please. I’m the real Agent of Chaos—here to stand up for mental health and lift up my people.
Monday is just another day. A reminder of why we have to fight for the life we deserve.
#ADHD
#MentalHealthMatters #AgentOfChaos
Please. I’m the real Agent of Chaos—here to stand up for mental health and lift up my people.
Monday is just another day. A reminder of why we have to fight for the life we deserve.
#ADHD
#MentalHealthMatters #AgentOfChaos
We need more politicians like :
Bernie Sanders
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
Jasmine Crockett
Cory Bookers
Politicians with proven track records. Politicians that call out bullshit in its tracks. We need those who aren't afraid to say the quiet part out loud. Fuck being complicit. Stand up.
Bernie Sanders
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
Jasmine Crockett
Cory Bookers
Politicians with proven track records. Politicians that call out bullshit in its tracks. We need those who aren't afraid to say the quiet part out loud. Fuck being complicit. Stand up.
a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech in front of a kia sign .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech in front of a kia sign .
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April 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
We need more politicians like :
Bernie Sanders
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
Jasmine Crockett
Cory Bookers
Politicians with proven track records. Politicians that call out bullshit in its tracks. We need those who aren't afraid to say the quiet part out loud. Fuck being complicit. Stand up.
Bernie Sanders
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
Jasmine Crockett
Cory Bookers
Politicians with proven track records. Politicians that call out bullshit in its tracks. We need those who aren't afraid to say the quiet part out loud. Fuck being complicit. Stand up.
He lives in a bubble of affluence. These establishment democrats are detached from the working class. They don't care about us. They care about pandering to potential voters. There's nothing like patronizing the people keeping you afloat.
These dinosaurs can go bullshit someone else.
These dinosaurs can go bullshit someone else.
JFC.
Chuck Schumer is giving a cringe press conference about Donald Trump's tariffs.
"Can't go visit Grandma."
I can't even. This messaging is awful.
What kind of "bubble" does HE live in?
Step aside!
Chuck Schumer is giving a cringe press conference about Donald Trump's tariffs.
"Can't go visit Grandma."
I can't even. This messaging is awful.
What kind of "bubble" does HE live in?
Step aside!
April 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
He lives in a bubble of affluence. These establishment democrats are detached from the working class. They don't care about us. They care about pandering to potential voters. There's nothing like patronizing the people keeping you afloat.
These dinosaurs can go bullshit someone else.
These dinosaurs can go bullshit someone else.
Good morning!
I just wanted to take a moment to be thankful for 2k followers. You welcomed me despite my elderly ignorance of social media. That and this was all the result of organic and genuine interactions. Not monetization or ulterior motives. I express my heartfelt thanks to you all. 🫶🏼💯🖤
I just wanted to take a moment to be thankful for 2k followers. You welcomed me despite my elderly ignorance of social media. That and this was all the result of organic and genuine interactions. Not monetization or ulterior motives. I express my heartfelt thanks to you all. 🫶🏼💯🖤
a man says " you can be my wingman anytime " while wearing a helmet
ALT: a man says " you can be my wingman anytime " while wearing a helmet
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April 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Good morning!
I just wanted to take a moment to be thankful for 2k followers. You welcomed me despite my elderly ignorance of social media. That and this was all the result of organic and genuine interactions. Not monetization or ulterior motives. I express my heartfelt thanks to you all. 🫶🏼💯🖤
I just wanted to take a moment to be thankful for 2k followers. You welcomed me despite my elderly ignorance of social media. That and this was all the result of organic and genuine interactions. Not monetization or ulterior motives. I express my heartfelt thanks to you all. 🫶🏼💯🖤
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There's never a wrong time to worship at the altar of the Priest.
Sinful Sunday is just an extra special day to listen 💯🤘🏼✝️
There's never a wrong time to worship at the altar of the Priest.
Sinful Sunday is just an extra special day to listen 💯🤘🏼✝️
You've Got Another Thing Coming
Judas Priest · Screaming For Vengeance (Expanded Edition) · Song · 1982
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March 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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There's never a wrong time to worship at the altar of the Priest.
Sinful Sunday is just an extra special day to listen 💯🤘🏼✝️
There's never a wrong time to worship at the altar of the Priest.
Sinful Sunday is just an extra special day to listen 💯🤘🏼✝️
Pretty much. A bitch-made demented elf that is. He should be baking cookies instead of a crook and a crony. The Crookie Monster 🍪
March 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Pretty much. A bitch-made demented elf that is. He should be baking cookies instead of a crook and a crony. The Crookie Monster 🍪
The ranking of my Top 5 G.O.A.Ted television programs, IMHO. In this particular order...
#1. The Sopranos
#2. Mad Men
#3. The Wire
#4. Twin Peaks
#5. Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul
Tell me your Top 5 📺 shows 😎
#1. The Sopranos
#2. Mad Men
#3. The Wire
#4. Twin Peaks
#5. Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul
Tell me your Top 5 📺 shows 😎
March 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The ranking of my Top 5 G.O.A.Ted television programs, IMHO. In this particular order...
#1. The Sopranos
#2. Mad Men
#3. The Wire
#4. Twin Peaks
#5. Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul
Tell me your Top 5 📺 shows 😎
#1. The Sopranos
#2. Mad Men
#3. The Wire
#4. Twin Peaks
#5. Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul
Tell me your Top 5 📺 shows 😎
My David Lynch spirit animal is on full display today.
Finding Creativity in the Chaos.
Finding Creativity in the Chaos.
March 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My David Lynch spirit animal is on full display today.
Finding Creativity in the Chaos.
Finding Creativity in the Chaos.
Social media, much like the Game of Life, is rigged.
The sooner you realize that. The sooner you free yourself from asinine expectations.
True validation comes from within. 💯
The sooner you realize that. The sooner you free yourself from asinine expectations.
True validation comes from within. 💯
March 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Social media, much like the Game of Life, is rigged.
The sooner you realize that. The sooner you free yourself from asinine expectations.
True validation comes from within. 💯
The sooner you realize that. The sooner you free yourself from asinine expectations.
True validation comes from within. 💯
My sneer
My snarl
My glare
My gaze
My mind ablaze
My snarl
My glare
My gaze
My mind ablaze
a man in a suit and tie is wearing ear buds and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is wearing ear buds and looking at the camera .
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March 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My sneer
My snarl
My glare
My gaze
My mind ablaze
My snarl
My glare
My gaze
My mind ablaze
My wife @bigbootyblueeye is the #1 reason why I fall prey to Virgos.
My Kryptonite, my weakness, and my Achilles Heel. I bow to no one, but if I give in to anyone. It's her, for sure.
Being her husband, her Daddy, her Sir, is the greatest privilege I could ask for. 💟🦂
My Kryptonite, my weakness, and my Achilles Heel. I bow to no one, but if I give in to anyone. It's her, for sure.
Being her husband, her Daddy, her Sir, is the greatest privilege I could ask for. 💟🦂
March 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My wife @bigbootyblueeye is the #1 reason why I fall prey to Virgos.
My Kryptonite, my weakness, and my Achilles Heel. I bow to no one, but if I give in to anyone. It's her, for sure.
Being her husband, her Daddy, her Sir, is the greatest privilege I could ask for. 💟🦂
My Kryptonite, my weakness, and my Achilles Heel. I bow to no one, but if I give in to anyone. It's her, for sure.
Being her husband, her Daddy, her Sir, is the greatest privilege I could ask for. 💟🦂
Projective bias: Assuming others think, feel, or act like we do, ignoring their unique situations. It’s a blind spot that kills empathy. Step back, listen, and see the world through their lens. Growth starts with understanding. #Empathy #Bias #SelfAwareness
March 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Projective bias: Assuming others think, feel, or act like we do, ignoring their unique situations. It’s a blind spot that kills empathy. Step back, listen, and see the world through their lens. Growth starts with understanding. #Empathy #Bias #SelfAwareness
If your 'brand' requires you to disregard those who engage with you; your brand is broken.
Following two people while thousands follow you is an example of imitating those you claim to hate. Those who lift the ladder behind success.
Symbiotic relationships are mutual.
Following two people while thousands follow you is an example of imitating those you claim to hate. Those who lift the ladder behind success.
Symbiotic relationships are mutual.
a man wearing glasses says i ain t forgettin where i come from
ALT: a man wearing glasses says i ain t forgettin where i come from
media.tenor.com
March 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
If your 'brand' requires you to disregard those who engage with you; your brand is broken.
Following two people while thousands follow you is an example of imitating those you claim to hate. Those who lift the ladder behind success.
Symbiotic relationships are mutual.
Following two people while thousands follow you is an example of imitating those you claim to hate. Those who lift the ladder behind success.
Symbiotic relationships are mutual.
Fuck your victim complex.
Fuck your learned helplessness.
Fuck your incompetence.
Fuck your half-ass justifications.
Fuck your perceived hopelessness.
Fuck your hatred.
Fuck your laziness.
Fuck your bigotry.
Fuck your inaction.
Fuck your excuses.
You reap what you sow.
Fuck your learned helplessness.
Fuck your incompetence.
Fuck your half-ass justifications.
Fuck your perceived hopelessness.
Fuck your hatred.
Fuck your laziness.
Fuck your bigotry.
Fuck your inaction.
Fuck your excuses.
You reap what you sow.
a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone with the words if it is to be said so it be so it is
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone with the words if it is to be said so it be so it is
media.tenor.com
March 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Fuck your victim complex.
Fuck your learned helplessness.
Fuck your incompetence.
Fuck your half-ass justifications.
Fuck your perceived hopelessness.
Fuck your hatred.
Fuck your laziness.
Fuck your bigotry.
Fuck your inaction.
Fuck your excuses.
You reap what you sow.
Fuck your learned helplessness.
Fuck your incompetence.
Fuck your half-ass justifications.
Fuck your perceived hopelessness.
Fuck your hatred.
Fuck your laziness.
Fuck your bigotry.
Fuck your inaction.
Fuck your excuses.
You reap what you sow.
Now is as good a time as any to join a collective for the displaced, the disposed, and the different. Fight the power with art, culture, grassroots growth, and collective/constructive community. Take your power back and help create a better world.
You aren't helpless. 💯 Fight back.
You aren't helpless. 💯 Fight back.
March 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Now is as good a time as any to join a collective for the displaced, the disposed, and the different. Fight the power with art, culture, grassroots growth, and collective/constructive community. Take your power back and help create a better world.
You aren't helpless. 💯 Fight back.
You aren't helpless. 💯 Fight back.
I'm thankful for everything that has led me to here and now
My Bullshit Radar has been honed, built out, modified, completed, and is now pristine. 💯
Grifters, influencers, corporations, and wolves in sheep's clothing.
It's time to wake up.
My Bullshit Radar has been honed, built out, modified, completed, and is now pristine. 💯
Grifters, influencers, corporations, and wolves in sheep's clothing.
It's time to wake up.
March 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I'm thankful for everything that has led me to here and now
My Bullshit Radar has been honed, built out, modified, completed, and is now pristine. 💯
Grifters, influencers, corporations, and wolves in sheep's clothing.
It's time to wake up.
My Bullshit Radar has been honed, built out, modified, completed, and is now pristine. 💯
Grifters, influencers, corporations, and wolves in sheep's clothing.
It's time to wake up.
I just watched Pretty Woman for the first time ever last night. I was taken aback by how fantastic of a movie it was. Truly encompasses 90s vibes with a winning love story. I get why it's a classic. 9/10 I will watch again, for sure.
My mistake was waiting till now to watch 🫠
My mistake was waiting till now to watch 🫠
two women are talking in a store and one of them is saying big mistake big huge
ALT: two women are talking in a store and one of them is saying big mistake big huge
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March 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I just watched Pretty Woman for the first time ever last night. I was taken aback by how fantastic of a movie it was. Truly encompasses 90s vibes with a winning love story. I get why it's a classic. 9/10 I will watch again, for sure.
My mistake was waiting till now to watch 🫠
My mistake was waiting till now to watch 🫠
Fighting tyranny and injustice gets tiring 🥴 but someone has to do it.
a man is crying and saying `` i 'm tired boss '' in a dark room .
ALT: a man is crying and saying `` i 'm tired boss '' in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Fighting tyranny and injustice gets tiring 🥴 but someone has to do it.
You deserve to exist.
You deserve to be seen.
You deserve to be loved.
You deserve support.
You belong.
We are all in this shit show together.
We got this. 🫶🏼💯
You deserve to be seen.
You deserve to be loved.
You deserve support.
You belong.
We are all in this shit show together.
We got this. 🫶🏼💯
a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech and says you fit in here right here
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech and says you fit in here right here
media.tenor.com
March 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You deserve to exist.
You deserve to be seen.
You deserve to be loved.
You deserve support.
You belong.
We are all in this shit show together.
We got this. 🫶🏼💯
You deserve to be seen.
You deserve to be loved.
You deserve support.
You belong.
We are all in this shit show together.
We got this. 🫶🏼💯
Now recruiting for our Agents of Chaos/Agencies of Chaos. I'm looking for moderators and members for all kinds of niches, from ADHD and mental health to horror to personal finance, economics, and everything in between. Respect is mandatory, and civil discourse is encouraged.
March 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Now recruiting for our Agents of Chaos/Agencies of Chaos. I'm looking for moderators and members for all kinds of niches, from ADHD and mental health to horror to personal finance, economics, and everything in between. Respect is mandatory, and civil discourse is encouraged.
It's time to shift the narrative in the horror and film community, ditch the vitriol, and elevate the conversation. Respectful debate doesn't mean watering down our passions, but it does mean we can disagree without destroying each other. Let's build a culture of civil discourse🍻🫱🏼🫲🏾🫶🏼🎬📽
March 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It's time to shift the narrative in the horror and film community, ditch the vitriol, and elevate the conversation. Respectful debate doesn't mean watering down our passions, but it does mean we can disagree without destroying each other. Let's build a culture of civil discourse🍻🫱🏼🫲🏾🫶🏼🎬📽
Maybe the answer really is to, "Go out and touch some grass."
Real life is happening OUTSIDE. Not just online, not just at your job, or politically, etc. Those aren't your identities. Your most memorable opportunities happen outside. Dare to find yourself.
Real life is happening OUTSIDE. Not just online, not just at your job, or politically, etc. Those aren't your identities. Your most memorable opportunities happen outside. Dare to find yourself.
a cartoon character with a pot on his head and the words " ain t that just the way "
ALT: a cartoon character with a pot on his head and the words " ain t that just the way "
media.tenor.com
March 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Maybe the answer really is to, "Go out and touch some grass."
Real life is happening OUTSIDE. Not just online, not just at your job, or politically, etc. Those aren't your identities. Your most memorable opportunities happen outside. Dare to find yourself.
Real life is happening OUTSIDE. Not just online, not just at your job, or politically, etc. Those aren't your identities. Your most memorable opportunities happen outside. Dare to find yourself.
I believe in an America that will never bow to facism, or bend over for Russia. I believe in the America I grew up in.
Fuck Nazis.
Fuck Red Pill eating Jabroni's.
Fuck hate.
Russia will never be an ally.
We all need to be wary of falling out of windows. Stay safe.
#standwithukraine
Fuck Nazis.
Fuck Red Pill eating Jabroni's.
Fuck hate.
Russia will never be an ally.
We all need to be wary of falling out of windows. Stay safe.
#standwithukraine
a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a building and says `` and i want my scalps '' .
ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a building and says `` and i want my scalps '' .
media.tenor.com
February 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I believe in an America that will never bow to facism, or bend over for Russia. I believe in the America I grew up in.
Fuck Nazis.
Fuck Red Pill eating Jabroni's.
Fuck hate.
Russia will never be an ally.
We all need to be wary of falling out of windows. Stay safe.
#standwithukraine
Fuck Nazis.
Fuck Red Pill eating Jabroni's.
Fuck hate.
Russia will never be an ally.
We all need to be wary of falling out of windows. Stay safe.
#standwithukraine
You can tell by the world we live in that not enough motherfuckers have been punched in the mouth.
They'd learn real quick. 👊🏼💯
They'd learn real quick. 👊🏼💯
February 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
You can tell by the world we live in that not enough motherfuckers have been punched in the mouth.
They'd learn real quick. 👊🏼💯
They'd learn real quick. 👊🏼💯