lordjosephalos.bsky.social
@lordjosephalos.bsky.social
Well, I like my reason better because it makes sense.
November 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The only way a man can get pregnant is if he's a seahorse. Did someone turn him into one, impregnate him, and then change him back?
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
How the hell does that even work?
November 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!
November 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
No, you!
October 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Cram her ass into a bottle
October 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Wait, I looked it up, and transgender men have a possibility to become pregnant. Maybe someone gave him a uterus (either surgically or magically), and he's using that. With that said, I'll just assume that that's why he got pregnant.
October 22, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Bet
October 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
October 20, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Know your place, brat!
October 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I feel like I may want to use alien Bukie in a cartoon, but obviously, with your permission. I'll even give credit.
October 18, 2025 at 10:18 AM
At least you don't have cancer... maybe...
October 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I might not really be into furries, but I kinda like these three. I hope I’ll see more of this cute Cerberus.
October 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Wouldn't the force of gravity crush you if you try that?
October 14, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Not trying to hate or anything, but how is this based?
October 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
THAT'S EVEN MORE CONFUSING! You can't just say that it doesn't matter after doing something that defies all logic.
October 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
You try to inflate me, I will turn your ass into a cube.
October 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It's all fun and games until you get a tummy ache from it.
October 9, 2025 at 11:32 AM
How is he supposed to give birth?
October 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I would if I didn't have genetically high cholesterol in my body.
October 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Nintendo's gonna pull a cease and desist on the dreamscape now that you told everyone.
October 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM