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Lord Jubalon Flux
@lordflux.co.uk
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He/Him
Fortean, Comics Reader & TTRPGer
Hailer of Eris
Zine Reader: Folklore, Occult & TTRPG
Whimsy Purveyor
Was a mathematician, then retired
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There’s something very familiar about them
Microsoft’s Clippy in a pulled-down fedora trying to pretend you won’t recognise them as they introduced themselves as Copilot
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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“The dame was never dipping her soldiers in his heart!”
A hard boiled egg in a fedora, is coming down a staircase. The image is in black and white
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Warm leatherette

A tear of petrol
Is in your eye
The hand brake
Penetrates your thigh
Quick - Let's make love
Before you die

On warm leatherette
Warm leatherette

Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette

Join the car crash set
The Pope singing a song about the erotic frisson of a car crash, or possibly something else
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Would work for me!
A Flaming Carrot action figure standing between the two monitors on my desk
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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@occultaria.bsky.social It’s taking quite a while to fill the bag, even with stealth and a sharp pair of secateurs
Screen shot of part of the Occultaria of Albion’s online shop. The OA tote bag is labelled ‘Toe Bag’ and will clearly hold quite a lot of the little buggers! I just hope it’s wash clean.
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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What makes you say that?
A tube of toothpaste with two ‘humps’
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Never
A view of my fluffily indifferent beard from below my chin
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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Never confuse horizontal with vertical
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Exactly!
Blue Beetle laughing uproariously
November 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Reminds me of this bit of signage near me; reader, it’s still there
Google street view of a sign on a lamppost saying “NEW TRAFFIC ISLAND AHEAD”, snapped in 2009
November 15, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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Feel free to whisper what it is!
Drawing of a hand held up to an ear in a listening gesture
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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THE CROSSOVER
The poster for Apocalypse Now - The Final Cut with 1) the word Now replaced by Cow 2) Charlie Sheen replaced by Ermentrude the Cow 2) Marlon Brando replaced by Dougal
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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New @johnhiggs.bsky.social has arrived! I’m looking forward to reading it
The cover of John Higgs’ book Lynchian - The Spell of David Lynch. Lynchian is on green-bordered black lettering à la Twin Peaks, the subtitle appears in a black abyss between two red curtains
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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He always preferred this…
David Cameron looking all porky and smug. In the top-left is the Pornhub logo altered to say Porkhub
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Get the authoritative guide
A cookbook about using mince, but some smart Alec has changed that word to minge
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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If you insist..
Former Conservative Foreign Secretary, Lord Carrington
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Juss like that
A painted drawing of a Xenomorph in a fez, arms held forward is if it’s Tommy Cooper going: Just Like That
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Send another Bond actor
An aging zombie speaks into a car’s radio-mike
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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The original black and white version, I hope!
Bill and Ben, The Flowerpot Men,stood on either side of their friend Weed
November 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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A fine postal delivery today!
@helleborezine.bsky.social
@nmtdrzine.bsky.social
#CunningFolk
A book and two zines. The book is Tales of Occult Britain, the cover is black with gold and silver illustrations of a witch, a fey, a cauldron and a skull. Zine 1: a new issue of Cunning Folk, this one subtitles The Sound & Vision issue. The cover is a red, pink and white painting depicting a stylised white horse with two musicians inside, moving through low reddy/pink hills. Zine 2: Issue 50 of Never Mind the Dice Rolls. The cover shows a warrior facing off against a giant lion.
November 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Bears are good!
A very short article about reskinning bears as random monsters. The text reads: So, the characters in your old-school D&D game go somewhere you haven't yet prepared and you describe some cool, weird-ass monster that you don't actually have stats for: "At the bottom of the Bone Pit of the Succulent Orb a vast form rises from the sinkhole; its reptilian body glistens with antediluvian slime and its pteroid jaw opens, revealing rows of serrated fangs in what appears to be a most unholy welcome." In situations likes these, I just use the stats for a bear and no one is the wiser. Re-skin appearance, methods of attack, and add special abilities on the fly if you absolutely must...but when in doubt, just use bears.
November 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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I like me some Claude!
The painting Apollo and the Muses on Mount Helicon by Claude, the human painter
November 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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@occultaria.bsky.social, this arrived today, but turned me into a frog, please advise
A tote bag which has a logo consisting of an O and an A with an up-reaching forearm between them. Below it says Occultaria of Albion, and below that in slightly larger letters: Keeping Things Weird.
November 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Charlie always got super excited at Halloween!
Charlie Brown stood in a large hollowed out pumpkin with his arms inside it, his cheeks are flushed, and there is a small bulge in front of him at about crotch height.
October 31, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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This is what we want…
"I don't like good-looking people. I never liked good-looking people. I'll be honest with you. I've never admitted that before. But see I'm allowed to -- we won at the Supreme Court a thing based on merit. You know about that, right?" - Trump, to U.S. troops in Japan
October 30, 2025 at 8:26 AM