The love of my life just left me. Really thought she was the one. We talked about getting married.. I have never felt such a deep emotional pain in my whole life. My eyes hurt from crying so hard, my throat hurts from sobbing. She was literally my everything and now there's just.. nothing at all.

Felt cute might delete later 😂

Two room mates that both want to kill themselves, but don’t want the other to find them dead? That's a suicide stand off!!

I remade my self loathing meme to be self-loving

ONE MORE CEO ERASED. EAT THE FUCKING RICH! ☠️ 🔫

I prefer to remain undiagnosed, the mystery aspect adds some extra flavor

In 2022 my arm doctor told me I'd never be able to do a push up again. At the start of 2025, I could literally not do one single push up. Today, I just did 100! My chronic pain cannot stop me, I am a relentless force of nature

How could she ghost meeee I had the slow cooker going and everythinggg 😂 THE SLOW COOKERRR

every time a new girl compliments my penis I go home and write the compliment down in my penis compliments diary. The length of it is actually getting impressive, just like my penis.

This is how my tummy looks when I don't feed him enough bacon and cookies

New lyrics just dropped :)

HELLO, IS THIS THE SEX ADDICTION HOTLINE?! It is? Well, what're you wearing? You maybe wanna come over later?

One of my favorite poems I wrote! It's about taking mushrooms at the beach and the absurdity of life in general. I hope you all like it! ❤️

This dog lives in my spirit <3

My very first bluesky post