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Long live the Chief.

King to a 👸🏾
Father to a 🤴🏾
Damn near 40.

Practitioner of Life.

***The views expressed are my own and do not reflect those of my employer.
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You’ve grown into someone who would’ve protected you as a child.

And that’s the most powerful decision you’ve made.
Quarter zips never went outta style.
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I tawt I taw a puddy tat
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
A Black woman’s face is the blueprint for plastic surgeons. On this hill I shall die upon.
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
You ever feel like you’ve spent the entire day making a thousand mini decisions and you just want like 5 minutes without having to make another decision?

Just me? Ok
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
When she smiles with her nose 😍
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The pumpkin spice crew has been real quiet lately.
November 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’m feeling real anti right now.

Of course that means I have to do a bunch of social shit today and this weekend.

I’m sure it’ll change when I get there.
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Truth. Happiness is conditional.

The truth just is.
12. What is more important to you, truth or happiness, and why?
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Blacksky Algorithms & rsky, 1st merch drop. soon come
@blackskyweb.xyz
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
With the right person…it’s bliss.
Vulnerability is scary
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Bearshare was my favorite though.

Frostwire was cool but for every 5 songs you download, one would end up being a virus.

I learned how to get rid of viruses pretty quickly though.
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I remember having a side hustle burning CD’s.

It was a QUEST trying to find songs on file sharing programs. I saw some crazy shit.

Wild times
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I work with mostly yt girls on my team and if I hear one more of them say “that’s so funny” I’m going to fuckin call HR.
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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What do you call a cow’s knees?

A burger joint #DadJokeOfTheDay
a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .
ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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What sound does a sick train make?

A choo
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
What color is the wind?

Blew
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I just found a new dad joke 🤭
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
When I was 22, I met a Black woman at work and casually asked if she’d just graduated college (I was fresh out and I thought she was too).

She laughed and said “Baby, I’m almost fifty. I’ve got an 18 yr old and a 9 yr old.”

Some Black ppl really do age backwards.
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I promise to keep my good takes to a minimum from now on lol
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
If you measure yourself by anything less than your own genuine spirit, you’re short changing yourself.
19. How do you measure yourself?
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Happiness is a fleeting, conditional emotion shaped by our environment. It can change at any moment.

Joy, on the other hand, is an internal decision…something steady and not dependent on anything outside you.
13. How would you define happiness?
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Me vs. me.
15. What things hold you back from doing the things that you really want to?
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Because the mind was built to solve problems.

So when we chase “perfection” we’re really just letting the mind run wild, trying to eliminate every possible flaw, every potential issue.

Perfection isn’t real.
16. Why do we strive for perfection if it is not attainable?
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM