Longarm Prime| TFA
@longarmprime.bsky.social
Head of Autobot Intelligence.
How may I help?
[Account owner is 18+]
How may I help?
[Account owner is 18+]
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Hello. I am Longarm Prime, head of Autobot Intelligence. For those of you unaware of the existence of Cybertronians, we are a non-organic species from the far end of the galaxy. Autobots are one of the major factions of Cybertronians. Your heros of Detroit are other such Cybertronians.
[Blurr would find himself in a small clearing a bit of a ways away from Detroit, certainly out of the Elite Guard’s or Team Prime’s scanners. Longarm was waiting, staring at Blurr with a sort of intensity before it breaks as a smile stretches across his faceplate.]
Agent Blurr, thank you for-
Agent Blurr, thank you for-
[𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚛; 𝚝𝚘 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎 # 𝚃𝚊𝚐(𝚜): 𝚂𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚛]
Coordinates received, task has been completed. I shall meet you at rendezvous.
Coordinates received, task has been completed. I shall meet you at rendezvous.
February 14, 2026 at 6:01 AM
[Blurr would find himself in a small clearing a bit of a ways away from Detroit, certainly out of the Elite Guard’s or Team Prime’s scanners. Longarm was waiting, staring at Blurr with a sort of intensity before it breaks as a smile stretches across his faceplate.]
Agent Blurr, thank you for-
Agent Blurr, thank you for-
[𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎; 𝚃𝚘 𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚛 # 𝚃𝚊𝚐(𝚜): 𝙰𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚛]
Agent Blurr, if you may finish up your current task and meet me at the attached coordinates? Thank you for your promptness
[clearing.cords]
Agent Blurr, if you may finish up your current task and meet me at the attached coordinates? Thank you for your promptness
[clearing.cords]
February 14, 2026 at 4:35 AM
[𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎; 𝚃𝚘 𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚛 # 𝚃𝚊𝚐(𝚜): 𝙰𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚛]
Agent Blurr, if you may finish up your current task and meet me at the attached coordinates? Thank you for your promptness
[clearing.cords]
Agent Blurr, if you may finish up your current task and meet me at the attached coordinates? Thank you for your promptness
[clearing.cords]
[Once more a large and looming figure stalks the halls of the base, avoiding the ‘pot holes’ and other mechs on base until he reached a set of double doors. He knocks once and makes his way inside, into a sort of office space. What draws him first is the desk, where his lord, his savior and amica-
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 PM
[Once more a large and looming figure stalks the halls of the base, avoiding the ‘pot holes’ and other mechs on base until he reached a set of double doors. He knocks once and makes his way inside, into a sort of office space. What draws him first is the desk, where his lord, his savior and amica-
[𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎; 𝚃𝚘 𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚓𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎 # 𝚃𝚊𝚐(𝚜) 𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚊𝚕]
@cliffjump.bsky.social
Cliffjumper? If you have the time, I’d like to talk to you about what happened yesterday.
@cliffjump.bsky.social
Cliffjumper? If you have the time, I’d like to talk to you about what happened yesterday.
February 1, 2026 at 2:56 PM
[𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎; 𝚃𝚘 𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚓𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎 # 𝚃𝚊𝚐(𝚜) 𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚊𝚕]
@cliffjump.bsky.social
Cliffjumper? If you have the time, I’d like to talk to you about what happened yesterday.
@cliffjump.bsky.social
Cliffjumper? If you have the time, I’d like to talk to you about what happened yesterday.
I’m surprised you don’t have a helm ache yet.
I’m not answering that question. You are both wonderful spies.
YUH HUH ILL GO ASK CAER
January 28, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I’m surprised you don’t have a helm ache yet.
[Soundwave would hear the click of his speakers and pretty soon Kidz Bop is blasting through the speakers]
No. Do not.
January 27, 2026 at 8:56 PM
[Soundwave would hear the click of his speakers and pretty soon Kidz Bop is blasting through the speakers]
Noted. Just for curiosity’s sake, which is your least favorite song?
Kidz bop is a assault on everyones audials.
January 27, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Noted. Just for curiosity’s sake, which is your least favorite song?
OOC: Alright I’m taking you home now.
[CW: Robot Gore, Torture Mention]
[It hurts. It hurts it hurts it hurts.
It feels like his h̶e̶l̶m̶ head is going to split in two. His f̶r̶a̶m̶e̶ body doesn’t want to listen to him, its fighting him.
Until it isn’t.
The relief doesn’t last long.
When he finally opens his e̶y̶e̶s̶ optics, all he sees is
[It hurts. It hurts it hurts it hurts.
It feels like his h̶e̶l̶m̶ head is going to split in two. His f̶r̶a̶m̶e̶ body doesn’t want to listen to him, its fighting him.
Until it isn’t.
The relief doesn’t last long.
When he finally opens his e̶y̶e̶s̶ optics, all he sees is
January 25, 2026 at 4:44 AM
OOC: Alright I’m taking you home now.
To all Autobots: Do not engage with the Quintesson and be aware of what exactly you’re posting online, especially if you’re of military rank. Stay alert, but do not devolve into paranoia.
January 23, 2026 at 8:41 PM
To all Autobots: Do not engage with the Quintesson and be aware of what exactly you’re posting online, especially if you’re of military rank. Stay alert, but do not devolve into paranoia.
Reposted by Longarm Prime| TFA
SOOOO given everything that’s happened in the past cycle, I kinda owe you all an explanation of why I’ve been so stubborn about this particular concert, and why on Primus I chose Earth of all places to host it!
(๑>◡<๑)
(๑>◡<๑)
January 21, 2026 at 12:32 AM
SOOOO given everything that’s happened in the past cycle, I kinda owe you all an explanation of why I’ve been so stubborn about this particular concert, and why on Primus I chose Earth of all places to host it!
(๑>◡<๑)
(๑>◡<๑)
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[ Personal Notes #1 ]
I can't believe I asked THE Longarm Prime to go whale-watching, of all bots. He seems almost unreachable... Until now. I can't believe he accepted too! I do not know what to say or do when the day comes. Perhaps it will be fun? I'm sort of frightened now- Oh me, oh my.
I can't believe I asked THE Longarm Prime to go whale-watching, of all bots. He seems almost unreachable... Until now. I can't believe he accepted too! I do not know what to say or do when the day comes. Perhaps it will be fun? I'm sort of frightened now- Oh me, oh my.
January 20, 2026 at 4:07 PM
[ Personal Notes #1 ]
I can't believe I asked THE Longarm Prime to go whale-watching, of all bots. He seems almost unreachable... Until now. I can't believe he accepted too! I do not know what to say or do when the day comes. Perhaps it will be fun? I'm sort of frightened now- Oh me, oh my.
I can't believe I asked THE Longarm Prime to go whale-watching, of all bots. He seems almost unreachable... Until now. I can't believe he accepted too! I do not know what to say or do when the day comes. Perhaps it will be fun? I'm sort of frightened now- Oh me, oh my.
I felt obliged to give it a try.
January 18, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I felt obliged to give it a try.
[After a day of rest, he knocked on Orion’s door again before heading in, a stack of datapads. He drops them down and motions Orion forward.]
@scaredandtired.bsky.social
@scaredandtired.bsky.social
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
[After a day of rest, he knocked on Orion’s door again before heading in, a stack of datapads. He drops them down and motions Orion forward.]
@scaredandtired.bsky.social
@scaredandtired.bsky.social
My apologies for being so sudden, but with what I’ve researched, outside of the spark shards we’ve see here such things shouldn’t be possible, but also the Allspark has been referred to as Cybertron’s heart. Anything influenced by it may cause some strange happenings.
Okay, real quick, real /real/, is it normal for things all spark related to yap like crazy sometimes.
The key likes to say all sorts of things right before i wanna go to bed, nap or anything it /sucks/ cuz its so loud and wants ke to do so many things.
The key likes to say all sorts of things right before i wanna go to bed, nap or anything it /sucks/ cuz its so loud and wants ke to do so many things.
January 15, 2026 at 5:33 AM
My apologies for being so sudden, but with what I’ve researched, outside of the spark shards we’ve see here such things shouldn’t be possible, but also the Allspark has been referred to as Cybertron’s heart. Anything influenced by it may cause some strange happenings.
@fail-team.bsky.social
[In the middle of the woods, in nowhere Michigan, Longarm waits in darkness, his red optic glowing brightly as he internally makes a check of the weapons he has on his person.]
[In the middle of the woods, in nowhere Michigan, Longarm waits in darkness, his red optic glowing brightly as he internally makes a check of the weapons he has on his person.]
January 14, 2026 at 12:52 AM
@fail-team.bsky.social
[In the middle of the woods, in nowhere Michigan, Longarm waits in darkness, his red optic glowing brightly as he internally makes a check of the weapons he has on his person.]
[In the middle of the woods, in nowhere Michigan, Longarm waits in darkness, his red optic glowing brightly as he internally makes a check of the weapons he has on his person.]
—WARNING 18+ CONTENT AHEAD, CW FOR ICKY THINGS—
Now, what I find very disgusting and disturbing, is his provilication to write revenge p*rn, about those he doesn’t like. Write is a weak word. It’s artificially generated.
His most recent purchases are various functionalist affirming s*x toys.
Now, what I find very disgusting and disturbing, is his provilication to write revenge p*rn, about those he doesn’t like. Write is a weak word. It’s artificially generated.
His most recent purchases are various functionalist affirming s*x toys.
I think we should start with what we know.
He is a functionalist, inspired by a senator of old. With dreams of becoming Magnus (which I should note he cannot because to take the position he does have means he’s blocked himself off from rising higher.)
He wanted the Decepticon registration act
He is a functionalist, inspired by a senator of old. With dreams of becoming Magnus (which I should note he cannot because to take the position he does have means he’s blocked himself off from rising higher.)
He wanted the Decepticon registration act
Since we’ve all decided on taking action action against D0N-46 (Dogma)
I have some information many may be interested in.
I have some information many may be interested in.
January 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
—WARNING 18+ CONTENT AHEAD, CW FOR ICKY THINGS—
Now, what I find very disgusting and disturbing, is his provilication to write revenge p*rn, about those he doesn’t like. Write is a weak word. It’s artificially generated.
His most recent purchases are various functionalist affirming s*x toys.
Now, what I find very disgusting and disturbing, is his provilication to write revenge p*rn, about those he doesn’t like. Write is a weak word. It’s artificially generated.
His most recent purchases are various functionalist affirming s*x toys.
I think we should start with what we know.
He is a functionalist, inspired by a senator of old. With dreams of becoming Magnus (which I should note he cannot because to take the position he does have means he’s blocked himself off from rising higher.)
He wanted the Decepticon registration act
He is a functionalist, inspired by a senator of old. With dreams of becoming Magnus (which I should note he cannot because to take the position he does have means he’s blocked himself off from rising higher.)
He wanted the Decepticon registration act
Since we’ve all decided on taking action action against D0N-46 (Dogma)
I have some information many may be interested in.
I have some information many may be interested in.
January 13, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I think we should start with what we know.
He is a functionalist, inspired by a senator of old. With dreams of becoming Magnus (which I should note he cannot because to take the position he does have means he’s blocked himself off from rising higher.)
He wanted the Decepticon registration act
He is a functionalist, inspired by a senator of old. With dreams of becoming Magnus (which I should note he cannot because to take the position he does have means he’s blocked himself off from rising higher.)
He wanted the Decepticon registration act
Since we’ve all decided on taking action action against D0N-46 (Dogma)
I have some information many may be interested in.
I have some information many may be interested in.
January 13, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Since we’ve all decided on taking action action against D0N-46 (Dogma)
I have some information many may be interested in.
I have some information many may be interested in.
If I didn’t think you were doing this for Soundblaster I’d think you were a tryhard.
You just want me to match you, hehe.
Perhaps something like this?
Perhaps something like this?
January 13, 2026 at 5:46 PM
If I didn’t think you were doing this for Soundblaster I’d think you were a tryhard.
I’d like to issue a formal apology of how I acted last night. I was not in the right frame of mind, and should have not acted this way, especially on a semi-offical account. It was never my intention to come up here and drunkenly say many things I did not mean, as I was not in the right processor.
January 13, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I’d like to issue a formal apology of how I acted last night. I was not in the right frame of mind, and should have not acted this way, especially on a semi-offical account. It was never my intention to come up here and drunkenly say many things I did not mean, as I was not in the right processor.
Yyyyouuuu allll succcc
Bemsides thee mrchs
Bemsides thee mrchs
January 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Yyyyouuuu allll succcc
Bemsides thee mrchs
Bemsides thee mrchs
[Longarm approaches the spare hab he gave to Orion, a stack of datapads in hand. It was annoying, having to stay in this form and care for someone who didn’t understand even ‘yes’ and ‘no’, so it was time to figure out what language Orion spoke.
@scaredandtired.bsky.social
@scaredandtired.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 4:51 PM
[Longarm approaches the spare hab he gave to Orion, a stack of datapads in hand. It was annoying, having to stay in this form and care for someone who didn’t understand even ‘yes’ and ‘no’, so it was time to figure out what language Orion spoke.
@scaredandtired.bsky.social
@scaredandtired.bsky.social
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Woah! I didn’t know this guy has a social media account, wayyy too easy to get into too btw ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧
It’s nice to see him interacting with others, thought he was a loner. But how is everyone doing? (◕ε◕*)’
It’s nice to see him interacting with others, thought he was a loner. But how is everyone doing? (◕ε◕*)’
January 10, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Woah! I didn’t know this guy has a social media account, wayyy too easy to get into too btw ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧
It’s nice to see him interacting with others, thought he was a loner. But how is everyone doing? (◕ε◕*)’
It’s nice to see him interacting with others, thought he was a loner. But how is everyone doing? (◕ε◕*)’