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The Lonely Sand Person
@lonelysandperson.bsky.social
He travels single-file to hide the fact that he's alone. He will soon return, but in no greater numbers.
(He/him)
"I can't imagine doing research on my own without asking the information slop machine to squeeze out some preprocessed word goop for me."
Does he think this makes him sound smart??
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
He's just wearing deely boppers.
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Judgemental orb!
December 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
...okay but when you find a brand of jeans that fits right and has nice deep pockets, YOU KEEP A SPARE.
December 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
*Smash Bros knockout noise*
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Death By Penalty sounds like a punk album title.
December 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
We should get SOME reading on those pants, up OR down!
December 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
[At Doom's Gate intensifies]
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Your call is important enough for us to start the half hour delay timer before we send you to a real person, just to see if we can frustrate you into going away.
December 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Well, yeah. Phone trees exist to frustrate you into not bothering them.
December 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Ah, literally my favorite game!
December 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Siiigh... yeah, I'm probably on some kind of list because of Kerbal Space Program.
(KSP players refer to the fuel- saving technique of going full throttle at the last second so you come to a hover JUST above the ground as a "suicide burn".)
December 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Don't be silly. If it were that high there'd be no room for all the parasitic worms!
December 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Flaps 10 degrees
Throttle full
Rotate!
Gear up
Flaps up
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
They were a big deal to the Aztec and Maya! In fact, Aztec myth says the world was once destroyed by a rain of jaguars.

That is not a joke.
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM