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- They / Them 💛🤍💜🖤
- Bisexual
- Swedish 🇸🇪
- 21 (04/08/30)
- Struggling writer & artist
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359) Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Show)

Definitely switching to doing seasonal reviews for stuff in the future lol.

Couldn't nearly fit a massively abridged version of my opinions on this show in just 200 words, so check the attached images for them.
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
358) Randy Feltface: Smug Druggles

It's actually criminal how funny this guy is, I was genuinely crying of laughter halfway through the gas station story. Massive shoutouts to the crowd in this one as well, everyone there absolutely killed it.
December 4, 2025 at 10:37 AM
357) fucking mewto in 3d or something whatever its bad okay
December 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
356) Sonic the Hedgehog vs One-Punch Man Remastered

Dude holy fucking shit, this is one of the most impressive and talented vs animations I've ever seen. The miniscule issues of the amateur voice acting is made up tenfold by the sheer quality. This guy needs an actual job in the industry right now.
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
355) Land of the Lustrous (Manga)

What a fantastic story

The setting and concept are all interesting, and the visuals are great, but its the story that sets this apart as something special. Phos is a fantastic protagonist, and their development thought the series is as sad as it is spectacular.
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
354) the Mewtwo movie but in japanese

Yeah okay you win its better

Genuinely boggling that the opening scene was cut in the English version
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
353) Pokémon: I Choose You

People consider this the best one and I simply cannot agree. While it looks pretty and has some good moments, its insistence on trying to speedrun the anime makes no emotional moments land, especially when Pikachu starts talking in one of them like dude wtf was that.
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Reposted by Loka
346: Super Metroid

It felt very nice getting the chance to finish a Metroid game and this was so much fun to play with a close friend. Love the soundtrack, the combat is very fun, it challenges you but not to the point where it's complete bullshit. It's overall a really great game and I enjoyed it.
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
352) pinocchio a true story

IM A BOY AND IM ALIIIIVE ✍️ 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

FATHER WHEN CAN I LEAVE TO BE ON MY OOOOOOWNNN ✍️ 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

MAYBE LEONARDO ✍️ 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
November 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
351) JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean (anime)

While knowing how it ends going in definitely affected the tension and also sort of how invested I got, it's still a JoJo part, so it's obviously very fun and exciting to go through.

probably my third favourite part

4 > 3 > 6 > 1 > 2 > 5
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
350) Lady Terminator

third best terminator movie
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
349) Top Gear: Vietnam Special

Apparently this is the highest rated one they've done and that's pretty well earned because holy shit was it a fun ride. Jeremy's agony is fucking hilarious, as is the ways they continue to make things more problematic for themselves.
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
348) The Man who killed Hitler and then the Bigfoot

With a title like that you wouldn't expect this to unironically be one of the most well shot and pretty movies I've seen in a long time. Calvin is a genuinely well written and really emotional character and he kept me glued to the screen.
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
347) Randy writes a Novel

My first exposure to this purple fuck and holy shit is he funny, that bookshelf story is gonna stick in my head for months lol
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
346) the Hoppa one

A soulless and desperate cash grab that fails at every turn to provide a satisfying scene or story, instead just dangling weightless scenes with legendaries in front of your face to try and get your interest like you're an attention-nedding toddler.
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
345) 28 Days Later

Has a fucking incredibly shot first half that made me feel all ranges of emotional, only to drop it for a really lame second half that turns the normal and relatable Jim into goddamn Rambo as he has to kill the fucking rape infantry.

Really disappointed
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
344) Sonic: Nazo Unleashed

Im still pretty casual to this Sonic stuff so watching this felt like I was hit by a sensory overload beam from the 2000's

The charm and love for the inspirations are as apparent as can be. It may not be made for me but that doesn't stop it from being really fun.
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
343) the fuckin Genesect one

Dude I dont remember anything except that the red Genesect sounded like William Afton
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
342) The Grand Tour: The Survival of the Fattest

I'm still very new to this Grand Tour stuff, so it was nice to finally get to watch one of the specials, and yeah it definitely didn't disappoint lol. Really funny and gave a great exploration of a country I'll never visit.

All hail John
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 AM
341) Arceus and the Jewel of Life

Probably my least favourite one so far. Even aside from the story and characters being bad, this is an absolute waste of Arceus. His voice sucks, his role in the story sucks, he gets mogged by a fucking chandelier.

Doesn't make defending him any easier : (
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
340) One Piece (Manga)

Obviously its kinda hard to make a short and comprehensive review for this, but to keep it short, I had a LOT of fun. The setting is great, the characters are super enjoyable, and its got some great action and arcs in it. Definitely an all timer for good reasons.
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM