"What percentage of the public think immigration levels are (resp.) too low/about right/too high?"

"What percentage of the public think the government's current immigration policies are (resp.) too harsh/about right/too generous?"

Bonus question: "Which social media sites do you use, if any?"

True, I was assuming a competition in which we have competitive parties that have established their brands as Kind and Turnaway, and a party that is looking to position themselves in the middle as Horrible

And, of course, the rhetoric and policies designed to chase that middle group just serve to legitimise the views of the nastier group, so you're squeezing out the target voters as you try to grab hold of them

Not sure if serious, but actually this happens quite a lot on here. Almost as if there's a Reply Guy Militia standing by ready to miss jokes as an organised squad 😂🤣

Depends on whether you're eating it between two slices of bread or in a hot dog bun

When Arcade Fire sang "My Body Is a Cage" I really felt that because baby rhesus monkeys shun me in favour of cloth mother

FAO: Accounts Payable, MI6
Invoice (see attached form F8/d-007)

Items claimed for:
4 trestle tables, damaged beyond repair
4 striped awnings for same
20 crates, destroyed
40 live chickens, escaped
50 watermelons, destroyed or rendered unsaleable

Additional claim for reckless vehicular endangerment

I can only assume that, like Millionaire Prince email scams, they do this because it works on a large enough minority to be worthwhile. Maybe it turns out that human wants are essentially unfathomable and the best their algorithms can do is "The kettle you just bought is probably no good, try again"

I consulted my AI brains trust of Guys Who Were Employed In The 60s, they suggested I just write to a university saying "I'd like a job" and they'll write back saying "Sure, how much money can we give you?"

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