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Logasaurus
@logasaurusrex.bsky.social
Kindergartener by day, ferocious dinosaur by night!
Ageplay, ABDL, and spanking. Little/middle. He/him. 30 years old. 18+ only.
The parenting manual: "Choose a Thinking Corner to use when your child misbehaves. Encourage them to think about what they've done and what they can do differently next time."
The thoughts in my Thinking Corner: "owwwwwwwwwww 😭😭😭 owwwieeee owwww waaaaaaaaaaaah"
October 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
You guys would never believe the things @bratofnone.bsky.social was doing to his poor baby brother Logasaurus 😭 And all just because I asked him to do it!
October 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
It's heeeeeeeeere.
October 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Pulling down my pants at the sleepover so everyone can meet my best friend Teddy. "Don't you pee all over him?" Sometimes best friends do that. That's why he has a raincoat. "Aren't you about to throw him in the trash?" No. Every time I get changed, he moves into the new diaper.
October 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Am I too little for pull-ups? No, it's the bigs who are wrong.
July 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
You feel like a big man with that paddle in your hand, don't you? Just remember this: dinosaurs never EVER forget an insult.
July 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Yeah, I think that's relatable. I got this, which tracks.
July 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The treatment for burnout was tough at first. Now your resistance has long since dissolved in a flood of childish tears and promises to be good. The C-suite would laugh if they saw you like this, but you don't have to worry about that now. It's naptime.
June 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
So excited to finally try these adorable Teddys! I've been such a Kiddos boy lately.
June 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Spotted at a subway station in Washington DC.
May 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Dear Mom and Dad,
I am enclosing this photograph to show you what I am dealing with here at Uncle Stephen's house. I am sure you will let him know that I am too old for this sort of treatment. Please don't let any of my brothers see this picture.
April 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Yeah, of course I'm "super dry". No, I'm not a kid. Why are you asking me these questions?
February 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Any octopus can play Beethoven's A-flat sonata—that goes without saying. But my stuffy Grayson will bring it to a new level in his upcoming performance.
February 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Oh no, Alexander is reading my new pack of undies...I'm never gonna live this down 😖
January 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
December 5, 2024 at 6:21 AM
After a long night guarding me from monsters, Alexander always wants to work on his research or throw a party with the other stuffies. But sometimes I have to put my foot down and make sure he gets some rest. Once I tuck him in, he's usually asleep before I even leave the room.
November 25, 2024 at 1:48 PM
"Nooooo, I'm not THAT wet! Can't you wait till we get home?"
November 24, 2024 at 2:17 AM
"Alright, naughtybritches, let's get those shorts down. Uh-oh...looks like someone's gonna need a new pull-up once we're done with our little talk."
November 22, 2024 at 9:55 PM
"But Jake NEVER does sleepovers! Of all people he invited a nerd like YOU? No, I'm sorry, don't get mad. Can you make him invite me next time? Please?"

You just smile. Sometimes it's tough being best friends with the coolest kid in class. But his little secret is safe with you.
November 14, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Clearly the new boarding school used the strap just like your old school. But the other punishment waiting for you in the principal's office...that was unexpected.
October 27, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Daddy understands that leaks happen, and you don't usually get punished for them. But leaking out of your pull-up because you didn't tell Daddy you'd had an accident? Well...you're supposed to be a big kid now, aren't you?
October 19, 2024 at 3:35 PM
"No, buddy, I don't think anyone can tell. Hm? No, I'm not taking a picture. Just keep playing with your blocks."
October 19, 2024 at 3:01 PM
I think I'm looking especially grown-up today.
October 18, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I don't think I was supposed to see this.
October 18, 2024 at 5:41 PM