Meeting chat is for shitposts ONLY.

Oh

When I moved into my precious place someone had put something full of pine needles in the washing machine and they kept reappearing for SO long.

0° Celsius as 0°, 100° Fahrenheit as 1°, no fractions allowed.

The process is the art, y’know?

Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts

Tesla employees passed around photos of the insides of customers' garages, footage of what they were doing inside/near their cars. The cars were OFF at the time, a nude Tesla driver walking past their car in the privacy of their own garage became a Tesla office meme

Stop embracing surveillance tech

I simply can’t. Sometimes I need to hold a snack in one hand and type with the other.

Do *you* think he Slicked his Willie?

Well in my expert opinion that’s ridiculous. Would never happen.

It was just a handy.