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Robert
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Console Peasant Virtual Photography.
I don't edit my pics, because you can't polish a turd.
Collector of Video Game Music on Vinyl.
Doesn't own a record player.
Wow, even PlayStation is calling me out for being a jobless, friendless loser. I don't remember signing up for this kind of mockery.
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Keep thinking about this scene. Stunned at how they didn't react to a slaughtered colleague at their feet. And the cops upstairs? Sheriff vanishes and dead cops, but happily tapping away at reception, counting paperclips in a store closet, smoking a tab outside. Business as usual in Bright Falls?
Colleague lying dead on the floor? Absolutely zero fucks given. Nice.
December 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Pulling up the map *not* pausing gameplay, or NPC dialogue (also muting it, why am I deaf glancing at a map?!), is one of the worst gameplay mechanics I have ever seen. Alan Wake II is a terrible video game, how did it review so positively? Sometimes feel like I play different games to other people.
December 9, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Colleague lying dead on the floor? Absolutely zero fucks given. Nice.
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Not very far into Alan Wake II but this game is annoying me already. The 'Mind Place' blows, feel like I'm just throwing shit at the wall and hoping it sticks. And didn't get a prompt that I had a final piece of evidence to place, so wandered around the morgue wondering wtf I was supposed to do.
December 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
December 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Trying Alan Wake II and I'm pretty impressed by the photomode. I can't seem to make the flashlight or portrait spotlight disappear though. Am I just being a dumbass, or is it bugged?
#AlanWakeII #VirtualPhotography
December 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Netflix getting ready for the obligatory subscription price increase.
'Nothing changing today', indeed. Great, well I won't have to change into my pirate hat today either.
December 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Alan Wake was pretty good, I just felt like it needed to end sooner than it actually did. 'Please let it end, make it stop' were my main thoughts when playing the driving back to Cauldron Lake level towards the end.

Oh, and the birds, fuck those damn birds.

Pic: Me, whenever I use photomode.
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It's been in my library for ages, but I've finally started Torch Shining Simulator 9000 (Alan Wake). Feels nice to play something that I don't instantly dislike.
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 AM
From the little I played of it, this game wasn't exactly that impressive to look at, so was surprised this was an option. Still, I'm glad it was included as part of PS+, not that I thought it was good though. Tried several games recently and just felt underwhelmed or disappointed with most of them.
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Played the first few missions and Cleared Hot is good so far. A bargain at 12 quid.
Buying this and hoping the controller support is good and it runs on my shitty laptop. I played the Strike games so much; I barely remember birthdays, but still remember the password that loaded me into Jungle Strike's Stealth Fighter mission!
store.steampowered.com/app/1710820/...
Save 10% on Cleared Hot on Steam
CLEARED HOT is a nostalgic helicopter shooter with satisfying physics and light tactical elements. Shoot, dodge, move your squad around the battlefield, and pick up almost anything with your rope and ...
store.steampowered.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Been playing Surviving Mars Relaunched. Never played the original, but it's mostly been an enjoyable experience. However, the performance as my colony expands is becoming problematic, and I'm learning that bugs/issues I encounter also appeared in the game's previous iteration, which is inexcusable.
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Buying this and hoping the controller support is good and it runs on my shitty laptop. I played the Strike games so much; I barely remember birthdays, but still remember the password that loaded me into Jungle Strike's Stealth Fighter mission!
store.steampowered.com/app/1710820/...
Save 10% on Cleared Hot on Steam
CLEARED HOT is a nostalgic helicopter shooter with satisfying physics and light tactical elements. Shoot, dodge, move your squad around the battlefield, and pick up almost anything with your rope and ...
store.steampowered.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Reposted by Robert
Ghost of Yōtei is getting photo mode enhancements...
⏱️Shutter speed!
👤Additional character options
🐎Horse visibility
🖌️More colour filters

What else are you hoping to see on Nov 24th?
#VirtualPhotography | @suckerpunchprod.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The Game Awards is just a meaningless popularity contest. What do you mean, it allows me to vote for a bunch of games I've never actually played?
Best eSports team/athlete? Only heard of one of them, so they must be the best, right?!
Votes locked in anyway, who gives a shit. (:
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Reposted by Robert
Buildings in Pacifica, Dogtown, and Heywood.

#Cyberpunk2077 #Cyberpunk2077PhotoMode #VirtualPhotograpy
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
V Rising is another game off my play list! \o/
Not because I completed it though, but because I just didn't like it that much 🤷‍♂️
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Reposted by Robert
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Next game up was supposed to be Viewfinder. I thought it'd be a game I'd enjoy, but I didn't really feel engaged when playing it. I also found the narration unbearable, even turning it off and just reading the subtitles irritated me 😂
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Game completed! I didn't take many pictures really, because I thought it was a beautiful game and I think everyone should discover it for themselves.
#SwordOfTheSea #VirtualPhotography
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 AM
If I'm being honest, this is a visual representation of what happens to the average game that ends up in the backlog 😅 @cyriellevp.bsky.social
#SwordOfTheSea #VirtualPhotography
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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