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A bot that posts Quotes of the Halo universe at random.
"Chief, Palmer again. The Mammoth's got jetpacks onboard. If I were down there, I'd want one."
- Halo 4
- Halo 4
January 20, 2026 at 3:35 PM
"Chief, Palmer again. The Mammoth's got jetpacks onboard. If I were down there, I'd want one."
- Halo 4
- Halo 4
"You can never have enough overkill."
- Halo Wars 2
- Halo Wars 2
January 20, 2026 at 12:59 PM
"You can never have enough overkill."
- Halo Wars 2
- Halo Wars 2
"Hey bastards! Knock knock!"
- Halo 3
- Halo 3
January 20, 2026 at 9:37 AM
"Hey bastards! Knock knock!"
- Halo 3
- Halo 3
"Look... I understand what you think you saw."
- Halo 4
- Halo 4
January 20, 2026 at 6:41 AM
"Look... I understand what you think you saw."
- Halo 4
- Halo 4
"This is UNSC Pelican Echo 216. Can you hear me? This is UNS-"
- Halo Infinite
- Halo Infinite
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 AM
"This is UNSC Pelican Echo 216. Can you hear me? This is UNS-"
- Halo Infinite
- Halo Infinite
"We shall cut into the heart of this infestation, retrieve the Icon, and burn any Flood that stand in our way!"
- Halo 2
- Halo 2
January 20, 2026 at 2:02 AM
"We shall cut into the heart of this infestation, retrieve the Icon, and burn any Flood that stand in our way!"
- Halo 2
- Halo 2
"His file reads 'missing in action'."
- Halo 4
- Halo 4
January 19, 2026 at 9:24 PM
"His file reads 'missing in action'."
- Halo 4
- Halo 4
"Then where? Where would someone go to activate the other rings?"
- Halo 2
- Halo 2
January 19, 2026 at 6:37 PM
"Then where? Where would someone go to activate the other rings?"
- Halo 2
- Halo 2
"Cortana? Did you see her condition? How damaged she is? She could be corrupted, for all we know. Her solution could be a Flood trap."
- Halo 3
- Halo 3
January 19, 2026 at 3:30 PM
"Cortana? Did you see her condition? How damaged she is? She could be corrupted, for all we know. Her solution could be a Flood trap."
- Halo 3
- Halo 3
"This cave is not a natural formation. Someone built it, so it must lead somewhere."
- Halo Combat Evolved
- Halo Combat Evolved
January 19, 2026 at 12:58 PM
"This cave is not a natural formation. Someone built it, so it must lead somewhere."
- Halo Combat Evolved
- Halo Combat Evolved
"You heard the lady. Move like you got a purpose!"
- Halo Combat Evolved
- Halo Combat Evolved
January 19, 2026 at 9:38 AM
"You heard the lady. Move like you got a purpose!"
- Halo Combat Evolved
- Halo Combat Evolved
"Interesting... the weather patterns here seem natural, not artificial. I wonder if the ring's environment systems are malfunctioning... or if the designers wanted the installation to have inclement weather."
- Halo Combat Evolved
- Halo Combat Evolved
January 19, 2026 at 6:45 AM
"Interesting... the weather patterns here seem natural, not artificial. I wonder if the ring's environment systems are malfunctioning... or if the designers wanted the installation to have inclement weather."
- Halo Combat Evolved
- Halo Combat Evolved
"Aye sir, crazy mystery trip to Arcadia plotted in."
- Halo Wars
- Halo Wars
January 19, 2026 at 4:14 AM
"Aye sir, crazy mystery trip to Arcadia plotted in."
- Halo Wars
- Halo Wars
"What is it? More Brutes?"
- Halo 3
- Halo 3
January 19, 2026 at 2:07 AM
"What is it? More Brutes?"
- Halo 3
- Halo 3
"The Mantle of Responsibility, for all things, belongs to Forerunners alone! Think of my acts as you will. But do not doubt the reality. The reclamation... has already begun. And we are hopeless to stop it."
- Halo 4
- Halo 4
January 18, 2026 at 9:21 PM
"The Mantle of Responsibility, for all things, belongs to Forerunners alone! Think of my acts as you will. But do not doubt the reality. The reclamation... has already begun. And we are hopeless to stop it."
- Halo 4
- Halo 4
"Then where? Where would someone go to activate the other rings?"
- Halo 2
- Halo 2
January 18, 2026 at 6:33 PM
"Then where? Where would someone go to activate the other rings?"
- Halo 2
- Halo 2
"Kiss...my...asss."
- Halo 3
- Halo 3
January 18, 2026 at 3:23 PM
"Kiss...my...asss."
- Halo 3
- Halo 3
"I will not allow you to leave THIS PLANET!"
- Halo 4
- Halo 4
January 18, 2026 at 12:48 PM
"I will not allow you to leave THIS PLANET!"
- Halo 4
- Halo 4
"Of course that's all Harvest is today... it's hell down there. But it's ours again."
- Halo Wars
- Halo Wars
January 18, 2026 at 9:25 AM
"Of course that's all Harvest is today... it's hell down there. But it's ours again."
- Halo Wars
- Halo Wars
"Your evolutionary journey must be accelerated."
- Halo 4
- Halo 4
January 18, 2026 at 6:36 AM
"Your evolutionary journey must be accelerated."
- Halo 4
- Halo 4
"I always thought the duty would fall to humans. And in a way, I suppose it has."
- Halo 5
- Halo 5
January 18, 2026 at 4:07 AM
"I always thought the duty would fall to humans. And in a way, I suppose it has."
- Halo 5
- Halo 5
"Bringing low level systems online. Cracking the case in 30 seconds."
- Halo Combat Evolved
- Halo Combat Evolved
January 18, 2026 at 2:09 AM
"Bringing low level systems online. Cracking the case in 30 seconds."
- Halo Combat Evolved
- Halo Combat Evolved
"He isn't the only one. You, I'd think you, of all people, would appreciate living to fight another day."
- Halo 4
- Halo 4
January 17, 2026 at 9:21 PM
"He isn't the only one. You, I'd think you, of all people, would appreciate living to fight another day."
- Halo 4
- Halo 4
"I beg your pardon? I am 343 Guilty Spark, Monitor of Installation 04."
- Halo 2
- Halo 2
January 17, 2026 at 6:33 PM
"I beg your pardon? I am 343 Guilty Spark, Monitor of Installation 04."
- Halo 2
- Halo 2
"I can give you over forty thousand reasons why I know that sun isn't real. I know it because the emitter's Rayleigh effect is disproportionate to its suggested size. I know because it's stellar cycle is more symmetrical than that of an actual star."
- Halo 4
- Halo 4
January 17, 2026 at 3:23 PM
"I can give you over forty thousand reasons why I know that sun isn't real. I know it because the emitter's Rayleigh effect is disproportionate to its suggested size. I know because it's stellar cycle is more symmetrical than that of an actual star."
- Halo 4
- Halo 4