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Maxwell Middleton (He/They)
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Heyyo! Y'all can call me Max 👋🐜

Metal/Deathcore go brrrr

Gaymer & tired goob

AuDHD-presso

always half here and exhausted x,,x

Pfp by KevlarMartin (& me)
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TERM 1 IS OVER BABYYYYYYYYY
Haven't yapped here for a bit, got some news

my ADHD has cuffed me to The Outlast Trials and wont let me go
January 14, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Omg I actually got decent sleep last night
January 4, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Outlast Trials is fucken funny
December 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Recently found out the reason why pointers confuse me when I do somehwat know how they work

I never had to code anything that would really need size optimization cuz its all half-projects and stuff I made for classes
December 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Had no idea what bug fables was til yesterday

Now its in my steam library x3
December 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Anyone know a good youtube channel teaching about the Canadian political system
December 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Why die for something/someone when you can live for it/them instead
December 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Jake Paul AND Andrew Tate?

IN THE SAME NIGHT!?
a man wearing glasses is making a funny face and saying that 's a lot of damage
Alt: Flex tape commercial guy with a funny face and saying to the camera "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE"
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
PARAS!TE by Awake Again is a bop
December 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I hate nihilism :3
December 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
it took me this long to realize everyone's talking about a RP game and not the Apex Legends character
December 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
TERM 1 IS OVER BABYYYYYYYYY
December 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Well, got 0 hrs of sleep cuz insomnia

Great on the night before my 2 most important finals

I had to open my window all the way even tho it's freezing and dry because they turned the heater up to sweltering for some godawful reason, now I'll have to coffee through the day
December 18, 2025 at 11:07 AM
At this point I can't tell if he's part of a top secret experiment of human mortality or not because he's gotta be physically internally rotting at this point. Might be testing a life-extending serum or something.
December 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Am I cooked, chat?
December 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My v'ome goober :D
here you go!
December 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Fuck nihilism
December 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Oooh I'm fuming #halflife
December 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
He's such a goofball I love him
December 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
S c i a t i c
Nerve pain is the best feeling!

(To the tune of hot to go)
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Is there a style thats basically Emo, but less bloody-stabby vibes and more casual fits
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You heard him
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Someone, pls find heart lockets for the l4d characters Bill, Rochelle, Zoey, and Nick

I must complete my collection
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Lmao bluesky "support" scammer in my dms
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM