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Funeral of the Dead Butterflies dreams. The curtain draws down on the ideal born in vain, but it is without an accompanying conclusion.
December 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Funeral of the Dead Butterflies dreams. The curtain draws down on the ideal born in vain, but it is without an accompanying conclusion.
After one’s final breath, only silence lingers.
December 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
After one’s final breath, only silence lingers.
It is friendly toward every employee and is able to engage in casual conversation. It believes that it is a hero born to save the world, and takes considerable pride in it.
December 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It is friendly toward every employee and is able to engage in casual conversation. It believes that it is a hero born to save the world, and takes considerable pride in it.
As to be expected of all of XX Inc’s products, it sports a variety of functions.
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
As to be expected of all of XX Inc’s products, it sports a variety of functions.
When the time comes, the train will chug down the tracks and sound its mighty horn.
December 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
When the time comes, the train will chug down the tracks and sound its mighty horn.
When it shows signs of anxiety or doubt while conversing with an employee, its appearance and personality will undergo an adverse change within 4 days, and it will display symptoms of dissociative disorders.
December 14, 2025 at 10:27 AM
When it shows signs of anxiety or doubt while conversing with an employee, its appearance and personality will undergo an adverse change within 4 days, and it will display symptoms of dissociative disorders.
This is a recording of the day we must never forget.
December 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM
This is a recording of the day we must never forget.
However, if it is returned without fulfilling the yearning for knowledge, the incompetent shall explode.
December 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
However, if it is returned without fulfilling the yearning for knowledge, the incompetent shall explode.
If you make an attempt with an austere heart devoid of desire or expectation, however, you may receive an unexpected reward.
December 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If you make an attempt with an austere heart devoid of desire or expectation, however, you may receive an unexpected reward.
All of my employees have died. I knew their deaths were bound to happen someday, but it still leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.
December 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
All of my employees have died. I knew their deaths were bound to happen someday, but it still leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.
From break and ruin, the most beautiful performance begins.
December 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
From break and ruin, the most beautiful performance begins.
Those who answered “Yes” to the question “Do you love your city?” were deemed cured. Those who answered “No” weren’t allowed to discharge.
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Those who answered “Yes” to the question “Do you love your city?” were deemed cured. Those who answered “No” weren’t allowed to discharge.
(CENSORED): It can't be helped. I'm the employee with the highest resistance against cognitive breakdown.
December 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
(CENSORED): It can't be helped. I'm the employee with the highest resistance against cognitive breakdown.
An ancient-looking religious book that rests on top of a skinny lectern. Its numerous pages are written on old parchment.
December 13, 2025 at 10:25 AM
An ancient-looking religious book that rests on top of a skinny lectern. Its numerous pages are written on old parchment.
I thought I had strength in self-control and discipline compared to others. It did help me live a smoother life. Maybe that's the reason I was assigned to Porccubus' Containment Unit.
December 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I thought I had strength in self-control and discipline compared to others. It did help me live a smoother life. Maybe that's the reason I was assigned to Porccubus' Containment Unit.
Pretty soon I won't be able to keep talking. I'm about to swallow a large bomb.
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Pretty soon I won't be able to keep talking. I'm about to swallow a large bomb.
...(Omitted) would stare intently at anyone it found, young or old, and bite their head off.
December 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
...(Omitted) would stare intently at anyone it found, young or old, and bite their head off.
However, if enough sarira are found from you that everyone looks on in awe, your name will be sung for generations.
December 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
However, if enough sarira are found from you that everyone looks on in awe, your name will be sung for generations.
The Snow Queen was beautiful, but where her heart should have been was empty and frozen.
December 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The Snow Queen was beautiful, but where her heart should have been was empty and frozen.
This portrait encaptures a moment; it is what we are destined to lose.
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This portrait encaptures a moment; it is what we are destined to lose.
However, the curse continues eternally, never broken.
December 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
However, the curse continues eternally, never broken.
A month later, we came to this conclusion: There was no such “beast” in the forest.
December 12, 2025 at 10:25 AM
A month later, we came to this conclusion: There was no such “beast” in the forest.
…Something from afar was coming our way. Incandescent lights like stars from outer space were marching towards us. It looked like Big Bird’s eyes, but it wasn’t that Abnormality. I could hear these long arms scratching the floor.
December 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
…Something from afar was coming our way. Incandescent lights like stars from outer space were marching towards us. It looked like Big Bird’s eyes, but it wasn’t that Abnormality. I could hear these long arms scratching the floor.
Perchance we tried to make a human without a heart.
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Perchance we tried to make a human without a heart.
Tell the kid today's treat is going to be grape-flavored candy. It's his favorite.
December 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Tell the kid today's treat is going to be grape-flavored candy. It's his favorite.