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Often chatting shite about #NUFC
I’ve been successful in 1 ballot so far this season.

I’ve just sniped a ticket for tomorrow on member resale. That’ll be my 8th home game out of the last 10.

Fuck the ballot. Just spend 10 minutes here and there refreshing the resale and you’ll get them. #NUFC
January 24, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Lewis Hall is the best LB we’ve had in my lifetime.
Harvey Barnes will in fact tear you apart.
Sven Botman is getting back to his best.
Lewis Miley is the future of this club.
Anthony Elanga WILL get there.

Up. The. Fucking. Mags. #NUFC
January 21, 2026 at 10:45 PM
My captain #NUFC
January 21, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Would it be daft of me to say that performance was up there with the mackem one? It genuinely felt that bad at times. #NUFC
January 18, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Fucking pathetic, limp slow, just plain fucking shit performance, yet again.

It’s fine though, they’ll get clapped off to a rendition of “we’ll support you ever more” #nufc
January 18, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Zero shots on target against the worst side in the league is abysmal. It’s thing like this that have so many not arsed about Howe getting sacked. Just never changed his approach, never takes risks and is too stubborn. #NUFC
January 18, 2026 at 3:18 PM
For once, just once, I’d love to see us putting shit teams to the sword. Far too happy getting to half time goalless and then maybe upping the tempo later into the second half. It’s embarrassing. #NUFC
January 18, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Are we just ignoring the fact that the ball was elbowed off the line there? #NUFC
January 18, 2026 at 2:44 PM
25 minutes in and it’s the same thing.

Spend most of our time passing it across our back line and looking lost in the final third. No movement or ideas and no quality.

I BEG we sign some creative players man. We’re screaming out for it. #NUFC
January 18, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I hope Elanga starts today and I hope he contributes. If I’m Eddie Howe all I’m doing is showing him clips of Doku.

Absolutely nothing about him other than holding the ball to allow players to get up the pitch then knocking it past his man and sprinting past and getting it into the box. #NUFC
January 18, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Post match pint thoughts.

Frustration. Massive frustration. Overall we contained them quite well but ultimately didn’t create enough, and what we did create we didn’t take.

They’re one of the best to ever do it and their squad depth is on another level. We’ll get there one day, maybe. #NUFC
January 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Disappointing one to take that. Went man for man and did well for the most part. 2 bits of individual brilliance settled it. On another night Bruno’s shot goes in off the post and Woltemade connects with the cross. #NUFC
January 13, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Praying for a 4231, knowing we’re getting Wissa on the wing. #NUFC
HOWAY THE LADS! 🙌
January 10, 2026 at 2:19 PM
What we saying for tonight’s team?

Pope
Miley Thiaw Schar Hall
Tonali Bruno Joelinton
Barnes Woltemade Gordon

? #NUFC
January 7, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I still can’t get my head around Eddie’s comments about Gordon.

Surely you’d just say something like “Harvey is more effective on the right and it benefits the team”

Saying Gordon doesn’t like playing there has baffled me. Weird comment. #NUFC
January 7, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Those comments from EH about Gordon are massively concerning. What do you mean he doesn’t want to play on the right? He’ll do what he’s told for the good of the team or he can fuck clean off. #NUFC
January 6, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Jacob Murphy genuinely just dropped a generational stinker of a performance. Like, not even worthy of a rating. Gave the ball away 85% of the times he had it and yet again bottled absolutely every 50/50. Absolute fucking fanny. #NUFC
January 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
This game is screaming either 1-0 Burnley or 4-1 Newcastle #NUFC
December 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“It’s difficult to see him as a 10 because we don’t play that position”

FUCKING PLAY IT THEN YOU COWARD #NUFC
Mr Mango divining the transfer strategy #NUFC
December 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Anything other than 9 points is inexcusable #nufc
December 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Merry Christmas Blue Sky Mags! #NUFC
December 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
It’s a lot better to feel disappointed with the result rather than the performance. First half was great but we wasted too many clear cut chances and got punished for it.

Should never ben conceding that free kick and a Thiaw error cost us 3 points.

This has to be the benchmark now. #NUFC
December 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This is what our manager, our leader should be saying. He’s finished as far as I’m concerned.

Thanks for the trophy Eddie, but there’s no coming back from this. #NUFC
December 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This is football terrorism. Easily the worst opening 20 minutes of our entire season. #NUFC
December 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Anyone else noticed the significant lack of 12:30 premier league kick offs lately?
December 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM