and he’s like yeah i thought so i was driving the plow on monday and damn you were out there ALL FUCKIN DAY MAKING THOSE FUCKIN THINGS! THAT WAS GREAT.

and then he grabbed a mic and sang the humpty hump.

anyway. complete pandemonium ensued. i have never felt so validated. i love it here.

20 minutes later, the biggest guy in the place comes up and taps me on the shoulder and i’m like 😬?? and he’s like hey y’all in that house down there on the right? and i’m like …yeah 😬????

anywho, thurs nights is karaoke night at the local (only) tavern, and all the mountain millennials have a table we camp out at. first thing my bro says when i come in is LOL NICE SNOWMAN ARMY, so i laugh and say yeah, i hope i at least entertained the plow guy

bc the road is so nuts, in crazy weather we have a plow that does a circuit all day that ends at the vdot station half a mile up the road, so the whole time i was building the snow goblin army i’m watching the plow driver watch me

HAHAHA okay appalachia storytime:

so we live in the ass end of nowhere, right, but on a main artery road into the deeper ass end of nowhere. our house is kind of notorious for being perched right at the top of the super swirly road up the mountain.

the other holiday ✨crafts✨ i’m super proud of: EGG CARTON MUSHROOM GARLAND 🍄

proud snow goblin parents

ARISE!!!!!! SNOW GOBLIN ARMY!!

correct. 👹

i still haven’t read it! i probs should…lol the show is just making me wanna reread my own fic 🙄🫠

this is how i’ve ended up rereading the same handful of fics over and over for the last 16 years 🫠

aaahhh hell yes! i saw them at warped in june, it was fucking GREAT.

CHIODOSSSSS! 🖤

(and honestly i have some questions for a few of y’all)