Lizzy The Beast
@lizzythebeast.bsky.social
I have everything I ever wanted: my dog and baseball. Official magical thinker of #BaseballTwitter Bor Gullet is my patronus. President: Basco County, Jr Fan Club
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Dear lord, please make me the person mo mhadra thinks I am
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first holiday season after rescuing my dog, i got to thinking about whether or not she’d seen christmas movies before so i showed her some and here are her reactions: thread
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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The Holidays always remind me of Lin Brehmer talking about his "Eatin' Pants" 🦃
Please enjoy Rep. Mike Quigley entering "Eatin' Pants" into the Congressional Record
youtu.be/-0c7wFt16pY?...
Please enjoy Rep. Mike Quigley entering "Eatin' Pants" into the Congressional Record
youtu.be/-0c7wFt16pY?...
Quigley Speaks in Recognition of Lin Brehmer and WXRT Anniversary
YouTube video by U.S. Representative Mike Quigley
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November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The Holidays always remind me of Lin Brehmer talking about his "Eatin' Pants" 🦃
Please enjoy Rep. Mike Quigley entering "Eatin' Pants" into the Congressional Record
youtu.be/-0c7wFt16pY?...
Please enjoy Rep. Mike Quigley entering "Eatin' Pants" into the Congressional Record
youtu.be/-0c7wFt16pY?...
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NEW: Evanston has released video + reports surrounding a 10/31 incident where a CBP agent threatened to shoot people + another beat a handcuffed man.
We found some disturbing X posts from one of the feds, also seen in other viral videos. His name is Timothy Donahue, and it's now public record:
We found some disturbing X posts from one of the feds, also seen in other viral videos. His name is Timothy Donahue, and it's now public record:
Identified: federal agents who pointed gun, punched detainee in Evanston
Unraveled has verified a hate speech-laden X account belonging to U.S. Border Patrol agent Timothy Donahue, who was seen in numerous viral videos during Operation Midway Blitz. He and another agent, T...
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November 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Way to go, guys
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Way to go, guys
Reminds me of Dutch Boy from NYPD Blue
Defense tells judge they want to question Lairmore about 'gag gifts' he received from fellow officers after the alleged assault, including a Subway sandwich plush toy and a patch that (unless I misheard) said 'Felony Footlong.'
Prosecutors object. Defense argues they reflect CBP 'state of mind.'
Prosecutors object. Defense argues they reflect CBP 'state of mind.'
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Reminds me of Dutch Boy from NYPD Blue
Dremer picked a fight with WestLoopTom back in the old neighborhood. It's going about how you would expect it to go.
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Dremer picked a fight with WestLoopTom back in the old neighborhood. It's going about how you would expect it to go.
How it started...
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
How it started...
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Read the full post of spooky tales of a MAGA Republican Halloween from across Illinois on Facebook:
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October 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Read the full post of spooky tales of a MAGA Republican Halloween from across Illinois on Facebook:
www.facebook.com/willcountycl...
www.facebook.com/willcountycl...
Oíche Shamhna Shona Daoibh
October 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Oíche Shamhna Shona Daoibh
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“It’s easier to fight the whole world than to fight yourself”
—Lia Thomas
—Lia Thomas
October 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This is why we fight, you numpties
I didn't get a picture of the best sign I saw today, but I remember what it said:
Somewhere in America
A little Hispanic girl
Is hiding in an attic
And keeping a diary.
#NoKings
Somewhere in America
A little Hispanic girl
Is hiding in an attic
And keeping a diary.
#NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This is why we fight, you numpties