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し𝔦Z𝚣Ⴘ しႸ𝝶ᑎ
@lizzylynn13.bsky.social
🔞MDNI🔞|Early 40’s👵🏻

a SPANKING fet was my gateway to…
HARD/TABOO KINKS & BDSM
💯 sub
married 16 yrs to Mr V
kindness ALWAYS
future crazy cat lady
mental health advocate
overuser of emojis/exclamation marks!🤭
shy but super friendly
ISFJ

(LizzyLynn13 from X)
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Fashion's most exclusive brand in 2025?

#GrinchSocks, of course!

Thanks, Mr. V.

(especially for eating the meal
so I didn't have to 🥴🥴🤮)

#ParisFashionWeek could never!

#SoldOut #McDonalds #LimitedEdition
#NaughtyList #MysteriousBruises #Grinchmas
December 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Bless her heart…

My mother-in-law is hard of hearing and forgets her volume sometimes.

It’s just … maybe not ideal when she’s talking about me in the very next
room. 😂😒
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
2025, the hardest year of my life—

Said goodbye to both senior pets, my dad’s heart attack scare, then lost my bff to breast cancer mere weeks ago.

In June I saw Blu online & KNEW he was mine.

Always by my side, he brings endless joy & comfort.

With him, I’m finding strength I swore I’d lost.💙🐾
December 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Just got a text from my husband.

My MIL really said “I’m coming,” then “Never mind,” then “See you TOMORROW!”

Truly cannot make this bullshit up. 😣

(is it too early for a drink … or 5?🍷)

#CueMyAnxiety #SoDone
Welp, now she’s not coming. Classic
her move. 😂🙄

Our relationship is complicated in ways I can’t even explain — and yep, situations like this are a part of it.

(she disappoints Mr. V often, which is the worst of it all.💔)

My anxiety’s definitely grateful, though…
Mother-In-Law arrives Thursday.

Last time she came (less than 2 mos ago) my anxiety put me in the ER 😅

Round 2 is coming…

Please send calm vibes, a reminder to behave 🤐🤐 & maybe a promise of allllll the ice cream if I make it out alive 🫣

#AlreadyAnxious #GiveMeStrength #SendHelp
December 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
OFFICIALLY #SoupWeather in The South.

Light snow, below freezing outside, fireplace crackling, and made my best pot of taco soup to date.

Cozy, homemade meals are my love language — and Mr. V eating three heaping bowls full pretty much says it all. ❄️🥣🥰
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Welp, now she’s not coming. Classic
her move. 😂🙄

Our relationship is complicated in ways I can’t even explain — and yep, situations like this are a part of it.

(she disappoints Mr. V often, which is the worst of it all.💔)

My anxiety’s definitely grateful, though…
Mother-In-Law arrives Thursday.

Last time she came (less than 2 mos ago) my anxiety put me in the ER 😅

Round 2 is coming…

Please send calm vibes, a reminder to behave 🤐🤐 & maybe a promise of allllll the ice cream if I make it out alive 🫣

#AlreadyAnxious #GiveMeStrength #SendHelp
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December 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Mother-In-Law arrives Thursday.

Last time she came (less than 2 mos ago) my anxiety put me in the ER 😅

Round 2 is coming…

Please send calm vibes, a reminder to behave 🤐🤐 & maybe a promise of allllll the ice cream if I make it out alive 🫣

#AlreadyAnxious #GiveMeStrength #SendHelp
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December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Kinky Jason Momoa dreams two nights in a row.

Last night’s was filthy perfection...

UNTIL later, when we then strolled into the same family Thanksgiving get-together and realized we were related. 💀

(also…SO RANDOM, as I’ve never really had thoughts either way about the man…until now 🥵😭)
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December 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Jeez! 🙄

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November 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
My bff has been gone for a month
now. 💔🥀

We had a tradition of getting together Every black Friday (even after I moved away) for drinks and her homemade pizza.

Tonight I’m meeting her husband & son for pizza.

Perhaps a new tradition going forward, and I’m really looking forward to it. 💕
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Waddled to the street with a freshly-fucked ass.

Face flushed, cum dripping down my thigh, wearing Only his hoodie despite the chilly breeze…

Took the garbage to curb for trash day.
(normally his chore)

Nothing sexier than being railed & responsible. 😘

#HouseWife #GoodGirl
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November 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Mr. V just fucking WRECKED me…

Pumped EVERY hole full of cum, kissed my cheek, then said “Back in an hour. Grabbing a beer with Josh.”

Now I’m dripping everywhere, clit throbbing, desperate to cum & he’s gone 😩💦.

(Send help — or a charged vib!!!)

#TripleStuffed #DenialSlut #GoodGirl
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Lucky guess.

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November 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Am I too late?

I kinda really love this pic, especially as I’m down 68lbs.

(just shy of 2 lbs - my new goal … but also 23lbs lighter than past my original, all time goal I met the end of July.)

#DirtyMirror #SaggyBreasts #StretchMarks #EarlyForties #MomBod #MILF #WeightLoss #TittyTuesday
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Haven’t played in awhile. I’ll take it…

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November 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
We’re coming up to two weeks ago that my bff of over 20 years passed away after a very brief, less than 6 month, fight with Stage 4 Metastatic Breast Cancer.

I’m absolutely heartbroken. 💔🥀

#FuckCancer
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
A friend sent this to me a few minutes ago because she knows I’m desperately missing my puppy, Blu, this week.

It’s truly the sweetest! 🥹🐾💙

(and wildly accurate down to every last detail!)
October 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Insomnia Tues night led to sleeping all day Wed which led to insomnia last night.

And All bc I took my adderall 45 min late on Tues. 🙄

Another nap coming up!
(probably a bad idea, but…)

AND I didn’t do Wordle yesterday bc of it all.

Ugh!!!

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October 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
2 day fast done ✅

Going to go for 3 unless I get dizzy.

Gives me such a serotonin rush when I complete these!

Also, why does Twitter (X 🙄) suck anymore? (more like the last year or so)

Not sure I want to delete, but thinking of being more active here. More friends are here it seems, anyways.
October 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
When you just won’t freaking mark, even with the paddle and bathbrush. 😩

Definitely was super painful, though, and had me squrming and pleading right away.

#CONSENSUAL #spanking #goodgirlfun
October 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM