yarr 🏴‍☠️

i'm fine with christians who listen to the guy they're named after. it's the ones who think "I believe in god, therefore i'm correct" that ruin it.

like, you can read every word from jesus in a few hours, and if you do what he says, you're a pretty good person who wouldn't spout this shit.

emotionally stunted due to repressed queerness? or just emotionally stunted from being in the midwest?

i'm so done and we're only like a quarter of the way through holiday obligations

one of my favorite authors. just finished re-reading the dispossessed, and man it hits hard these days

yoo that's sick

it makes me so fucking mad. every moment these people experience happiness is a tragedy.

just a safety tip. don't keep your trans date in a binder for more than 8 hours

fascist propaganda that identifies as a news source

i'd swap xfce and cinnamon, but basically correct.

every few years i try it again just to see if I'm missing something, and nope, still dookie

incredibly sweet

your before looks like you took the photo 10 minutes ago and put it through a not-very-convincing man filter.

I hope this man is never dry again in his life. cursed to pruny fingers for eternity

good lord

my cis sister has gotten misgendered because she's 5'9" and has a husky voice. if she doesn't pass idk what anybody is doing

it made the bulge worse and my neighbors can tell when i'm jorkin it, but at least the bathroom bans make sense now

getting that a-10 warthog bottom surgery so nato will pay for it