Elizabeth
@lizardrebel.bsky.social
I'm just here: selling the devil's juice and cleaning pet poop.
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Everything is bad but birds are good so time to reinstitute BIRD PROTOCOL where a bird is deployed to offset endless evil vibes, please enjoy, birds are good, okay bye
(photo by me)
(photo by me)
April 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Everything is bad but birds are good so time to reinstitute BIRD PROTOCOL where a bird is deployed to offset endless evil vibes, please enjoy, birds are good, okay bye
(photo by me)
(photo by me)
The Kid is learning to land a plane now.
Soon she will be doing her student-pilot solo flights.
#BestAuntEver is just so, so proud.
Soon she will be doing her student-pilot solo flights.
#BestAuntEver is just so, so proud.
March 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The Kid is learning to land a plane now.
Soon she will be doing her student-pilot solo flights.
#BestAuntEver is just so, so proud.
Soon she will be doing her student-pilot solo flights.
#BestAuntEver is just so, so proud.
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February 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Shit people tell you at the liquor store:
<Mimi barking her head off.>
"Man, Mimi's upset with me. She must know I just got out of the hospital.... I died."
<W. T. F. !?>
"Yeah, somebody put fentanyl in my drugs. They found me dead in the bathroom."
Me: "Can't trust anybody these days."
<Mimi barking her head off.>
"Man, Mimi's upset with me. She must know I just got out of the hospital.... I died."
<W. T. F. !?>
"Yeah, somebody put fentanyl in my drugs. They found me dead in the bathroom."
Me: "Can't trust anybody these days."
January 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Shit people tell you at the liquor store:
<Mimi barking her head off.>
"Man, Mimi's upset with me. She must know I just got out of the hospital.... I died."
<W. T. F. !?>
"Yeah, somebody put fentanyl in my drugs. They found me dead in the bathroom."
Me: "Can't trust anybody these days."
<Mimi barking her head off.>
"Man, Mimi's upset with me. She must know I just got out of the hospital.... I died."
<W. T. F. !?>
"Yeah, somebody put fentanyl in my drugs. They found me dead in the bathroom."
Me: "Can't trust anybody these days."
I'm watching "Vision Quest" for the very first time.
Thoughts if you saw this in the 80s?
Thoughts if you saw this in the 80s?
January 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I'm watching "Vision Quest" for the very first time.
Thoughts if you saw this in the 80s?
Thoughts if you saw this in the 80s?
OMG
Not one person should be considered other than the patient when considering the patient's healthcare.
"Whereas health care for women should also address the needs of men, families, and communities as they relate to women’s health care;"
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
Not one person should be considered other than the patient when considering the patient's healthcare.
"Whereas health care for women should also address the needs of men, families, and communities as they relate to women’s health care;"
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
www.congress.gov
January 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
OMG
Not one person should be considered other than the patient when considering the patient's healthcare.
"Whereas health care for women should also address the needs of men, families, and communities as they relate to women’s health care;"
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
Not one person should be considered other than the patient when considering the patient's healthcare.
"Whereas health care for women should also address the needs of men, families, and communities as they relate to women’s health care;"
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
Waiting on the USPS to deliver a check. I will be checking my mailbox twice a day until it is in my hands!
December 27, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Waiting on the USPS to deliver a check. I will be checking my mailbox twice a day until it is in my hands!
I skimmed the ethics report and thought Matt Gaetz's girlfriend was labeled "$1.49."
December 23, 2024 at 4:10 PM
I skimmed the ethics report and thought Matt Gaetz's girlfriend was labeled "$1.49."
My poodle is an asshole.
She stopped six inches away from a neighbor's tied-out Pyrenees' reach. Then left a shit!
She stopped six inches away from a neighbor's tied-out Pyrenees' reach. Then left a shit!
December 14, 2024 at 2:39 PM
My poodle is an asshole.
She stopped six inches away from a neighbor's tied-out Pyrenees' reach. Then left a shit!
She stopped six inches away from a neighbor's tied-out Pyrenees' reach. Then left a shit!
The last ten minutes of "A Man in Full" are SOMETHING TO SEE.
It actually makes me want to rewatch the six episodes to understand why a character's self esteem is so little.
NSFW by the way!
#BigRedDog
It actually makes me want to rewatch the six episodes to understand why a character's self esteem is so little.
NSFW by the way!
#BigRedDog
December 3, 2024 at 5:49 AM
The last ten minutes of "A Man in Full" are SOMETHING TO SEE.
It actually makes me want to rewatch the six episodes to understand why a character's self esteem is so little.
NSFW by the way!
#BigRedDog
It actually makes me want to rewatch the six episodes to understand why a character's self esteem is so little.
NSFW by the way!
#BigRedDog
Memphis news said, "most tequila is imported from Mexico."
Hahahaha NOPE
ALL tequila has to be made in Jalisco, Mexico. It must be imported from Mexico one way or another.
I can't wait to hear the MAGA drinkers complain about tequila prices after January 20th!
Hahahaha NOPE
ALL tequila has to be made in Jalisco, Mexico. It must be imported from Mexico one way or another.
I can't wait to hear the MAGA drinkers complain about tequila prices after January 20th!
November 27, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Memphis news said, "most tequila is imported from Mexico."
Hahahaha NOPE
ALL tequila has to be made in Jalisco, Mexico. It must be imported from Mexico one way or another.
I can't wait to hear the MAGA drinkers complain about tequila prices after January 20th!
Hahahaha NOPE
ALL tequila has to be made in Jalisco, Mexico. It must be imported from Mexico one way or another.
I can't wait to hear the MAGA drinkers complain about tequila prices after January 20th!
The scanner didn't work--> I softly said lines of the serenity prayer.
Customer said, "I really needed to hear that."
We discussed the serenity prayer.
He left, "Love ya. Have a good day!"
...
He reopened the door. "I can't believe I did that.... I told you I needed to hear those words!"
Customer said, "I really needed to hear that."
We discussed the serenity prayer.
He left, "Love ya. Have a good day!"
...
He reopened the door. "I can't believe I did that.... I told you I needed to hear those words!"
November 27, 2024 at 4:07 AM
The scanner didn't work--> I softly said lines of the serenity prayer.
Customer said, "I really needed to hear that."
We discussed the serenity prayer.
He left, "Love ya. Have a good day!"
...
He reopened the door. "I can't believe I did that.... I told you I needed to hear those words!"
Customer said, "I really needed to hear that."
We discussed the serenity prayer.
He left, "Love ya. Have a good day!"
...
He reopened the door. "I can't believe I did that.... I told you I needed to hear those words!"
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One of the comments made me think of @thebutterknife.bsky.social and her son!
I'd CashApp a tip if he recreates this as an audition!
One of the comments made me think of @thebutterknife.bsky.social and her son!
I'd CashApp a tip if he recreates this as an audition!
CW: Gross. My home health aide was asked to roast some squash, and decided the rats meant for my snake would be a good substitute.#TheRatcident #buttersaltrats #ratstory #whatsintheoven #theratinciden...
TikTok video by Kelsey
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November 19, 2024 at 2:39 AM
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYF8HqxA/
One of the comments made me think of @thebutterknife.bsky.social and her son!
I'd CashApp a tip if he recreates this as an audition!
One of the comments made me think of @thebutterknife.bsky.social and her son!
I'd CashApp a tip if he recreates this as an audition!
Mimi is in charge of the liquor store's loss prevention and customer entertainment.
November 11, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Mimi is in charge of the liquor store's loss prevention and customer entertainment.