Cottage cheese works too. Not helpful for nondairy folks but I like it for the extra protein.

I don't know, I think I could get on board with this part. Seems like it would discourage door-to-door salesman and such like.

It's not like I'm rolling in money that I can't give to people who really need it. There are good candidates, and there are good causes, but I'm not going to risk one dime going to people who are fine with millions of people losing health care.

This is a delight. I hope you don't mind if we adopt this for morning weasel time from now on!

I would love to know the lyrics. I call our youngest pup a weasel all the time for similar reasons.

I'm so relieved we're rid of him

Look, we once had someone out to give us a quote on new flooring while we had some chicks in the house. This person was deeply upset about it and wanted to know how the chicks nurse without the hen. So it's basically impossible to shock me anymore with what people don't know.

My neighbors cow loudly shares all of her complaints about the world while I sit on the porch with my morning coffee. We call her "angry cow" and I once accidentally called her that while chatting with her owner. He instantly knew exactly which cow I meant. 😆

This is absurdly bad PR. These are the images that need amplified. If you're online, think strategically about which images need to go viral to tell the story of the horrors of this moment. RT and share the shit out of them.

Swonchos feel like straight jackets to me. I love the look but I just can’t do it!

I made it but changed it to a poncho for the same reason!