LividlyLily (Commissions Open)
@lividlylily.bsky.social
She/They. Small streamer on Twitch. Fan of horror, Canadian TV shows, aliens, sharks, and pretending I’m an elf in the woods. Will dox myself for caffeine. COMMISSIONS OPEN.
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I don’t know what I did to make every ad algorithm think I like werewolf smut…but I don’t. It is truly not for me please advertise anything else.
At the beginning of my career, I judged a friend that was top of our high school class for dropping out of college and changing her career to an animal related field. Years later…and im starting to think she had the right idea all along.
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 PM
At the beginning of my career, I judged a friend that was top of our high school class for dropping out of college and changing her career to an animal related field. Years later…and im starting to think she had the right idea all along.
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Oh yeah, it's time. Duck and the Land of Flightless Birds is coming out on March 16th. Put it in your calendar! Tell your friends! Don't forget!
February 6, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Oh yeah, it's time. Duck and the Land of Flightless Birds is coming out on March 16th. Put it in your calendar! Tell your friends! Don't forget!
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![[text message]
grey - can you come out?
green - mom, i'm gay
grey - i know that, silly. Come out to the car
green - car, I'm gay](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreigv3wivuldsg25tuqizajxvyrab6z77ioi4psuhd3nfxdpwhyozlm@jpeg)
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I will dox myself for egg cup
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
I will dox myself for egg cup
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Hey someone go to bird watching con with me this year
February 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Hey someone go to bird watching con with me this year
I’m almost halfway through my whole 30 journey…but they say this chunk is the hardest. I absolutely feel it right now. I don’t even want junk food. I just want like…a carb or something. Like, give me some rice and salmon.
February 2, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I’m almost halfway through my whole 30 journey…but they say this chunk is the hardest. I absolutely feel it right now. I don’t even want junk food. I just want like…a carb or something. Like, give me some rice and salmon.
Curious if any company ever has ever pulled from the list of applicants that have already applied before putting out a new listing. “We will keep your application on file,” they say…but that doesn’t mean they’ll look AT those applications 😂.
February 2, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Curious if any company ever has ever pulled from the list of applicants that have already applied before putting out a new listing. “We will keep your application on file,” they say…but that doesn’t mean they’ll look AT those applications 😂.
During my entire relationship with my husband, I thought I was the cat and he was the dog. However, today I learned that I am, in fact, the dog. He is absolutely the cat.
February 1, 2026 at 5:30 AM
During my entire relationship with my husband, I thought I was the cat and he was the dog. However, today I learned that I am, in fact, the dog. He is absolutely the cat.
My back has been weirdly sore for days and I kind of want one of the following to happen:
1) put 1000 degree stones on my back
2) have someone in heavy boots walk across my back
3) take a power house and spray the shit out of my back
I probably just need a good rest or a massage but WHAT IF
1) put 1000 degree stones on my back
2) have someone in heavy boots walk across my back
3) take a power house and spray the shit out of my back
I probably just need a good rest or a massage but WHAT IF
January 31, 2026 at 5:55 AM
My back has been weirdly sore for days and I kind of want one of the following to happen:
1) put 1000 degree stones on my back
2) have someone in heavy boots walk across my back
3) take a power house and spray the shit out of my back
I probably just need a good rest or a massage but WHAT IF
1) put 1000 degree stones on my back
2) have someone in heavy boots walk across my back
3) take a power house and spray the shit out of my back
I probably just need a good rest or a massage but WHAT IF
“Kids today don’t want to work” says Karen, age 60. Retired. Stays at home and watches Fox News religiously.
January 27, 2026 at 6:12 PM
“Kids today don’t want to work” says Karen, age 60. Retired. Stays at home and watches Fox News religiously.
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![Me: so are you going to cover the meds, supplies, and care that my dr say i need to stay alive?
My insurance" [professor from futurama saying 'no it's cheaper just to let you die]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreibubvmfmc23uror3oqdb4y5wykwetxkff5xshwzen5o6d7fojdzei@jpeg)
It warms my cold heart to have my husband admit that it helps him sleep (not that he needs the help) to have this cat sleep on top of him every night.
January 26, 2026 at 5:08 PM
It warms my cold heart to have my husband admit that it helps him sleep (not that he needs the help) to have this cat sleep on top of him every night.
What’s on the same realm as an Irish goodbye but like…you DO say goodbye? You just hate the ritual of people saying goodbye back so you just leave.
January 25, 2026 at 8:01 AM
What’s on the same realm as an Irish goodbye but like…you DO say goodbye? You just hate the ritual of people saying goodbye back so you just leave.
Bully your straight friends into being gay in 2026. Eliminate them.
January 18, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Bully your straight friends into being gay in 2026. Eliminate them.
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I don't give a shit that there are illegal immigrants living in America. But I DO GIVE A SHIT about rich men abusing and raping kids. Release the Epstein Files.
January 17, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I don't give a shit that there are illegal immigrants living in America. But I DO GIVE A SHIT about rich men abusing and raping kids. Release the Epstein Files.
I need something between loop ear pieces and straight up headphones for loud noises, you feel me? Idk what that is. I just need it.
January 17, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I need something between loop ear pieces and straight up headphones for loud noises, you feel me? Idk what that is. I just need it.
“I came home one day and there was like…5 different types of sugar bread. Either my wife was having a REALLY bad day, or she is on her period.” -My husband
January 17, 2026 at 2:29 AM
“I came home one day and there was like…5 different types of sugar bread. Either my wife was having a REALLY bad day, or she is on her period.” -My husband
My hair is processing and I’m listening to the most ableist conversation about autism. I guess someone they know is autistic and they’re like “everyone has something” and “so and so also has autism and did xyz just fine.” As if autism isn’t a spectrum? Oh I’m livid.
January 16, 2026 at 11:22 PM
My hair is processing and I’m listening to the most ableist conversation about autism. I guess someone they know is autistic and they’re like “everyone has something” and “so and so also has autism and did xyz just fine.” As if autism isn’t a spectrum? Oh I’m livid.
Sometimes I forget the names of things
January 16, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Sometimes I forget the names of things
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So, I have some undiagnosed stomach issues. Likely acid reflux or…something. It’s just funny to me because I used to be able to tolerate EVERYTHING. Now everything makes me incredibly queasy.
January 13, 2026 at 1:21 PM
So, I have some undiagnosed stomach issues. Likely acid reflux or…something. It’s just funny to me because I used to be able to tolerate EVERYTHING. Now everything makes me incredibly queasy.
My cat is snoring. My husband is snoring. My dog is sleeping on my foot. The disrespect I get in this house.
January 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
My cat is snoring. My husband is snoring. My dog is sleeping on my foot. The disrespect I get in this house.
Autism in males: “I was diagnosed with autism whilst in the womb.”
Autism in females: “I was diagnosed with autism at age 87.”
Tell me I’m wrong.
Autism in females: “I was diagnosed with autism at age 87.”
Tell me I’m wrong.
January 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Autism in males: “I was diagnosed with autism whilst in the womb.”
Autism in females: “I was diagnosed with autism at age 87.”
Tell me I’m wrong.
Autism in females: “I was diagnosed with autism at age 87.”
Tell me I’m wrong.