Eòsaph🏴
@livethrxughthis.bsky.social
Hi am Joseph:
a raconteur with a bad attitude and an even worse credit rating
@pleaseburgercheese.bsky.social is my pookie
a raconteur with a bad attitude and an even worse credit rating
@pleaseburgercheese.bsky.social is my pookie
Pinned
My jaws sore, so I ripped the crusts off my sandwich and flung them in a decomposition bin walking past. Some middle aged man starts aggressively lecturing me about wasting food. He was left gagged when I told him to mind his fucking business. Not everything requires ur damn input
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My jaws sore, so I ripped the crusts off my sandwich and flung them in a decomposition bin walking past. Some middle aged man starts aggressively lecturing me about wasting food. He was left gagged when I told him to mind his fucking business. Not everything requires ur damn input
Prof Hannah Fry is probably my favourite science communicator (and it's not because she's also a redhead)
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Prof Hannah Fry is probably my favourite science communicator (and it's not because she's also a redhead)
Tell me this bitter old queen ain't fruity. This could be an Untucked monologue
Trump responds to a detailed report about his waning energy and propensity to sleep through on-camera events by calling the New York Times's Katie Rogers ugly
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Tell me this bitter old queen ain't fruity. This could be an Untucked monologue
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Enduring the Wicked press tour against my will on every fyp is like shitting out a pinecone. When will it end
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Enduring the Wicked press tour against my will on every fyp is like shitting out a pinecone. When will it end
Who in good conscience opts to be a traffic warden?
Your whole job is just to ruin peoples day.
Granted I know the conditions of capitalism force people into things but like idk be a cleaner or something.
If you willingly became a traffic warden not out of necessity I have no respect for u
Your whole job is just to ruin peoples day.
Granted I know the conditions of capitalism force people into things but like idk be a cleaner or something.
If you willingly became a traffic warden not out of necessity I have no respect for u
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Who in good conscience opts to be a traffic warden?
Your whole job is just to ruin peoples day.
Granted I know the conditions of capitalism force people into things but like idk be a cleaner or something.
If you willingly became a traffic warden not out of necessity I have no respect for u
Your whole job is just to ruin peoples day.
Granted I know the conditions of capitalism force people into things but like idk be a cleaner or something.
If you willingly became a traffic warden not out of necessity I have no respect for u
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The very first thing the Prime Minister does is use the household budget metaphor.
A metaphor - this report into BBC coverage - said could be "easily misleading."
Why is the government trying to mislead the country?
A metaphor - this report into BBC coverage - said could be "easily misleading."
Why is the government trying to mislead the country?
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The very first thing the Prime Minister does is use the household budget metaphor.
A metaphor - this report into BBC coverage - said could be "easily misleading."
Why is the government trying to mislead the country?
A metaphor - this report into BBC coverage - said could be "easily misleading."
Why is the government trying to mislead the country?
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Not to be super woke but I hate the concept of charities. Why do we just accept that governments offload their responsibility to look after the vulnerable? Why are charities and volunteers cleaning up their mess while they take our money and still have extortionate salaries?? We are being clowned 🤡
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Not to be super woke but I hate the concept of charities. Why do we just accept that governments offload their responsibility to look after the vulnerable? Why are charities and volunteers cleaning up their mess while they take our money and still have extortionate salaries?? We are being clowned 🤡
I'm ill
a cartoon character says curses in front of fire
ALT: a cartoon character says curses in front of fire
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November 26, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I'm ill
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I’m tired of misogynistic gay men. We need to be better
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I’m tired of misogynistic gay men. We need to be better
When he opens his mouth to unleash his dunning-kreuger effect
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
When he opens his mouth to unleash his dunning-kreuger effect
My new favourite closedown phrase is: "imagine having the time to care about this"
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
My new favourite closedown phrase is: "imagine having the time to care about this"
To the twink who just looked me up and down in the bus station
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
To the twink who just looked me up and down in the bus station
It kept me up all night am fuckin ragin
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
It kept me up all night am fuckin ragin
It just hit me given the longevity of my parents I'm likely entering middle age in my 30s.
This is what my brain comes up with at night time
This is what my brain comes up with at night time
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It just hit me given the longevity of my parents I'm likely entering middle age in my 30s.
This is what my brain comes up with at night time
This is what my brain comes up with at night time
It appears I have developed a cough
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It appears I have developed a cough
This is my life now I may as well just sleep on the floor
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This is my life now I may as well just sleep on the floor
As a fellow moustache gay I concur with my full chest (and fuller moustache)
Be a real man and earn that stache by kissing another man instead of posting growth updates about it on LinkedIn
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
As a fellow moustache gay I concur with my full chest (and fuller moustache)
The press tour, the fandom, everything yall have ruined that damn musical for me
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The press tour, the fandom, everything yall have ruined that damn musical for me
I love when @nottheboreworms.bsky.social interacts with anything I do on here because I immediately vocal stim
a woman holding a microphone and saying not the bore worms
ALT: a woman holding a microphone and saying not the bore worms
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November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I love when @nottheboreworms.bsky.social interacts with anything I do on here because I immediately vocal stim
ADHD in a nutshell: I remembered an article I liked on Bluesky SIX MONTHS ago that helped a friend with an academic piece - but don't you ever ask me where I just put my wallet
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ADHD in a nutshell: I remembered an article I liked on Bluesky SIX MONTHS ago that helped a friend with an academic piece - but don't you ever ask me where I just put my wallet
This year I will be commenting "AI slop smh" on people's family Christmas photos just to be a menace
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This year I will be commenting "AI slop smh" on people's family Christmas photos just to be a menace
In today's episode of corporate dystopia
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
In today's episode of corporate dystopia