See, I swore it was wonky. Then I tried to straighten it and I couldn’t make it any straighter. So I put it down to some visual trickery caused by the light.

I’m not pleased about it, but I’m letting it go.

Anyway it’s nice to hear from you. How is your life? Are you still plugging away?

Well, nature is clearly appreciating that love :)

As someone who struggles to keep even cacti alive, this is a gorgeous display.

Fuck me. That plant in the background really needs watering.

This is an attack on my people

🐳 🫶

❤️

Did you break a nail though

They sound like a banterfest!

Talking of words, I gave someone feedback on their unsuccessful interview today and tips for next time. Instead of saying “I’ll polish myself before the next one” he said “I’ll polish myself off before the next one” and we both pretended it didn’t happen.

Who’s upset you now Dan

Tricky innit. I’m at my upper limit. Any more and I’ll just stop feeling anything, and I don’t want to feel flat.

So *that’s* what the dial-up modem sound was.

I drizzle a wee bit of oil over them and season generously before they go in the oven… feel free to steal this method.

:(

Yeah I agree.

Not about OJ though. He was found not guilty.