Sarah Marie
@literalnobody.bsky.social
What would Ms Rachel do? 🍉
What is everyone getting for Christmas?
Radicalized 🙌
Radicalized 🙌
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
What is everyone getting for Christmas?
Radicalized 🙌
Radicalized 🙌
Agreed to go on a date and then canceled two hours later because I really want to take an everything shower 🚿
December 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Agreed to go on a date and then canceled two hours later because I really want to take an everything shower 🚿
I get Alexander Skarsgard’s eccentricities because I am also a tall pretty guy who wishes they were an adorable little guy 🥺
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I get Alexander Skarsgard’s eccentricities because I am also a tall pretty guy who wishes they were an adorable little guy 🥺
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I misplaced the cable for my electric toothbrush and now I sort of get the rage of those people who throw a Walmart sized tantrum when the escalator is down for maintenance
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I misplaced the cable for my electric toothbrush and now I sort of get the rage of those people who throw a Walmart sized tantrum when the escalator is down for maintenance
Me and Jess Taylor in the DMs coordinating our IG show schedules for next year based on our availability and hormone cycles is peak #canlit literary citizenship
November 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Me and Jess Taylor in the DMs coordinating our IG show schedules for next year based on our availability and hormone cycles is peak #canlit literary citizenship
It should come as a surprise to no one that I would rather take nail clippers to my front teeth than listen to someone who actually uses the word misandry. It gives “reverse racism” and I hope you go to jail.
November 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It should come as a surprise to no one that I would rather take nail clippers to my front teeth than listen to someone who actually uses the word misandry. It gives “reverse racism” and I hope you go to jail.
G: OMG! Wouldn’t it be SO FUN if you bought these very expensive matching shirts and then we wore them at a sleepover?
Me: Obviously, yes
Me: Obviously, yes
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
G: OMG! Wouldn’t it be SO FUN if you bought these very expensive matching shirts and then we wore them at a sleepover?
Me: Obviously, yes
Me: Obviously, yes
What if almost all of the books in 2025 were the best? 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
What if almost all of the books in 2025 were the best? 🤔
Me in the published interview: Well, isn’t this just a dilly of a pickle?
Me in the transcripts: Fuck me, WHERE is my pencil?
Me in the transcripts: Fuck me, WHERE is my pencil?
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Me in the published interview: Well, isn’t this just a dilly of a pickle?
Me in the transcripts: Fuck me, WHERE is my pencil?
Me in the transcripts: Fuck me, WHERE is my pencil?
If I lived in England, I would write “Palestine Action” in pig Latin on my sign and when the cops are like “We understand this” I would say
“Exactly. Fuck you”
“Exactly. Fuck you”
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
If I lived in England, I would write “Palestine Action” in pig Latin on my sign and when the cops are like “We understand this” I would say
“Exactly. Fuck you”
“Exactly. Fuck you”
A polycule that does not live or sleep together but shares custody of a pretty great dog
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
A polycule that does not live or sleep together but shares custody of a pretty great dog
Gonna go to tell FB that Google AI says having red hair and blue eyes is originally Celtic, but Wikipedia says those features are originally Turkic. Unleash the fury.
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Gonna go to tell FB that Google AI says having red hair and blue eyes is originally Celtic, but Wikipedia says those features are originally Turkic. Unleash the fury.
What if the Three Body Problem books are actually very stupid? 🤔
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
What if the Three Body Problem books are actually very stupid? 🤔
I just want to be soft without effort or expense.
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I just want to be soft without effort or expense.
How do we handle neighbours who are Karens?
November 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
How do we handle neighbours who are Karens?
A friend from college, who does not use any Botox but has always had young, wrinkle-free, expressionless face, is now an “international gut health consultant.”
Neurotoxins 0/Being a dummy 1
Neurotoxins 0/Being a dummy 1
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A friend from college, who does not use any Botox but has always had young, wrinkle-free, expressionless face, is now an “international gut health consultant.”
Neurotoxins 0/Being a dummy 1
Neurotoxins 0/Being a dummy 1
Wortley is wasted on me. I don’t think anyone here carries a weapon or anything
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Wortley is wasted on me. I don’t think anyone here carries a weapon or anything
Who’s working on their best of 2025 list?
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Who’s working on their best of 2025 list?
Read Bill Maher’s rage quit speech, or wax your own privates?
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Read Bill Maher’s rage quit speech, or wax your own privates?
Is there a reason that every image post by a boomer on FB or IG looks like it might be part of an overall hostage situation?
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Is there a reason that every image post by a boomer on FB or IG looks like it might be part of an overall hostage situation?
G said she’s bad at math
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
G said she’s bad at math
The Giller Cone of Shame
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The Giller Cone of Shame
If you are “winning” a competition that all of the talented people dropped out of, it’s not a syndrome, you are an imposter.
November 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
If you are “winning” a competition that all of the talented people dropped out of, it’s not a syndrome, you are an imposter.
Megan Kelly: there is only one spectrum, and it’s for pedophilia.
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Megan Kelly: there is only one spectrum, and it’s for pedophilia.