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Arch-Michael
@literallymike.bsky.social
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Pixel-bender, poly-pusher, aggressive art hobbyist.
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I feel like I missed a whole lot of humor never having a Tumblr account:
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Something something, "if his mouth is moving..."
December 9, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Everything starts as a sketch... RIP Frank Gehry.
December 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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This also applies here...
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Troubling that whole generations doesn't know about Ski Free.
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Zero surprises here...
Probably need to branch out a little bit.
December 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Coincidence they're funding* children?
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Green tea? Excellent. Matcha ice cream? My new favorite. This, however...this is an abomination:
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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I know too many people like this:
December 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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ca. 2018ish?
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Who knows about this secret car button that lets you park literally anywhere? It even works in the middle of the road! 🙄😒
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December 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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It sure is...
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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I'm also resigning myself to the very real possibility that he will never face any sort of consequence. It's the golden rule, after all - whoever has the gold, makes the rules.
A cartoon of of an old man smiling with crooked teeth. One of those teeth is gold.
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Every guy has tried this at least once:
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Four Christmas movies to know me by…
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Honorable mention:
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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A movie that takes place where you are from.
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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For a while, I only liked music that was funny. For like...a WHILE while.
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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For the uninitiated...
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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THIS IS WHY DOGS NEVER DIE. THIS GUY NAILS IT. Some of you, particularly those who think they have recently lost a dog to "death", don't really understand this. I've had no desire to explain, but won't be around forever and must. Dogs never die. They don't know how to. They get tired, and very old, and their bones hurt. Of course they don't die. If they did they would not want to always go for a walk, even long after their old bones say:" No, no, not a good idea. Let's not go for a walk." Nope, dogs always want to go for a walk. They might get one step before their aging tendons collapse them into a heap on the floor, but that's what dogs are. They walk. It's not that they dislike your company. On the contrary, a walk with you is all there is. Their boss, and the cacophonic symphony of odor that the world is. Cat poop, another dog's mark, a rotting chicken bone (exultation), and you. That's what makes their world perfect, and in a perfect world death has no place. However, dogs get very very sleepy. That's the thing, you see. They don't teach you that at the fancy university where they explain about quarks, gluons, and Keynesian economics. They know so much they forget that dogs never die. It's a shame really. Dogs have so much to offer and people just talk a lot. When you think your dog has died, it has just fallen asleep in your heart. And by the way, it is wagging its tail madly, you see, and that's why your chest hurts so much and you cry all the time. Who would not cry with a happy dog wagging its tail in their chest. Ouch! Wap wap wap wap wap, that hurts. But they only wag when they wake up. That's when they say: "Thanks Boss! Thanks for a warm place to sleep and always next to your heart, the best place." When they first fall asleep, they wake up all the time, and that's why, of course, you cry all the time. Wap, wap, wap. After a while they sleep more (remember, a dog while is not a human while. You take your dog for walk; it's a day full of adventure in an hour. Then you come home and it's a week, well one of your days, but a week, really, before the dog gets another walk. No WONDER they love walks). Anyway, like I was saying, they fall asleep in your heart, and when they wake up, they wag their tail. After a few dog years, they sleep for longer naps, and you would too. They were a GOOD DOG all their life, and you both know it. It gets tiring being a good dog all the time, particularly when you get old and your bones hurt and you fall on your face and don't want to go outside to pee when it is raining but do anyway, because you are a good dog. So understand, after they have been sleeping in your heart, they will sleep longer and longer. But don't get fooled. They are not "dead." There's no such thing, really. They are sleeping in your heart, and they will wake up, usually when you're not expecting it. It's just who they are. I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs sleeping in their heart. You've missed so much. Excuse me, I have to go cry now.
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM