Lish McBride
@lishmcbride.bsky.social
Former indie bookseller and cursed object, current feral goblin bard spinning coffee and spite into books about necromancers, werewolves, and delightful weirdos. (She/her)
I feel like darkness and slouching pumpkin can be a not-so-dynamic-but-still-cool duo.
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I feel like darkness and slouching pumpkin can be a not-so-dynamic-but-still-cool duo.
Smalls: I hate this soundtrack
Me: not doing it for you, huh?
Smalls: it’s slow. This movie is slow. It’s slower than a documentary about how jail bars are made.
Me: …that is…oddly specific.
Me: not doing it for you, huh?
Smalls: it’s slow. This movie is slow. It’s slower than a documentary about how jail bars are made.
Me: …that is…oddly specific.
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Smalls: I hate this soundtrack
Me: not doing it for you, huh?
Smalls: it’s slow. This movie is slow. It’s slower than a documentary about how jail bars are made.
Me: …that is…oddly specific.
Me: not doing it for you, huh?
Smalls: it’s slow. This movie is slow. It’s slower than a documentary about how jail bars are made.
Me: …that is…oddly specific.
Me: wait, why are they fighting?
Smalls: he just gave him the ten piece chicken finger combo!
Me: I think this whole scene is just to showcase his wresting moves.
Smalls: I thought this was a horror movie.
Man Friend: sci-fi. Thriller. Horror. Two men, getting frisky in an alley.
Smalls: he just gave him the ten piece chicken finger combo!
Me: I think this whole scene is just to showcase his wresting moves.
Smalls: I thought this was a horror movie.
Man Friend: sci-fi. Thriller. Horror. Two men, getting frisky in an alley.
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Me: wait, why are they fighting?
Smalls: he just gave him the ten piece chicken finger combo!
Me: I think this whole scene is just to showcase his wresting moves.
Smalls: I thought this was a horror movie.
Man Friend: sci-fi. Thriller. Horror. Two men, getting frisky in an alley.
Smalls: he just gave him the ten piece chicken finger combo!
Me: I think this whole scene is just to showcase his wresting moves.
Smalls: I thought this was a horror movie.
Man Friend: sci-fi. Thriller. Horror. Two men, getting frisky in an alley.
That’s mostly what I remembered. And the Obey signs. Oh, and the “kick ass and chew bubble gum” line.
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
That’s mostly what I remembered. And the Obey signs. Oh, and the “kick ass and chew bubble gum” line.
It’s been ages since I watched it. So many mullets…
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
It’s been ages since I watched it. So many mullets…
Smalls: he’s just a hard steel man. An AMERICAN man. Who apparently has endless ammo.
Me: he’s Rowdy Roddy Piper. He doesn’t NEED ammo.
Me: he’s Rowdy Roddy Piper. He doesn’t NEED ammo.
November 15, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Smalls: he’s just a hard steel man. An AMERICAN man. Who apparently has endless ammo.
Me: he’s Rowdy Roddy Piper. He doesn’t NEED ammo.
Me: he’s Rowdy Roddy Piper. He doesn’t NEED ammo.
My 11 year old tried to tell me who Green Day was last week.
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
My 11 year old tried to tell me who Green Day was last week.