Lisa Jo Phillips
@lisajophillips.bsky.social
Lumber Dyke | Storyteller | Wife | Disabled Veteran |
https://lisajophillipsauthor.com/
Sometimes I get sad, and then remind myself that we live in a time that "Sapphic Science Fiction" is a real genre, and I don't feel so sad anymore.
https://lisajophillipsauthor.com/
Sometimes I get sad, and then remind myself that we live in a time that "Sapphic Science Fiction" is a real genre, and I don't feel so sad anymore.
Pinned
2026:
Do What You Can
&
Lift Where You Stand
Do What You Can
&
Lift Where You Stand
Visited the Travilah White Oak yesterday.
What a beast.
What a beast.
January 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Visited the Travilah White Oak yesterday.
What a beast.
What a beast.
2 eggies fertilized a little late, and one ran out of gas.
We are looking SOLID for our day three fertility update.
13 eggs -> 12 mature -> 9 fertilized
"The embryos are growing nicely"
We are looking SOLID for our day three fertility update.
13 eggs -> 12 mature -> 9 fertilized
"The embryos are growing nicely"
January 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
2 eggies fertilized a little late, and one ran out of gas.
We are looking SOLID for our day three fertility update.
13 eggs -> 12 mature -> 9 fertilized
"The embryos are growing nicely"
We are looking SOLID for our day three fertility update.
13 eggs -> 12 mature -> 9 fertilized
"The embryos are growing nicely"
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Fair warning:
If you don’t want to see a LOT of get out the vote content this year, I’m probably not a good person to follow.
My goal for 2026 is to help hand the GOP the largest midterm loss in history.
We’re going to make 2018 look like a small trickle.
If you don’t want to see a LOT of get out the vote content this year, I’m probably not a good person to follow.
My goal for 2026 is to help hand the GOP the largest midterm loss in history.
We’re going to make 2018 look like a small trickle.
January 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Fair warning:
If you don’t want to see a LOT of get out the vote content this year, I’m probably not a good person to follow.
My goal for 2026 is to help hand the GOP the largest midterm loss in history.
We’re going to make 2018 look like a small trickle.
If you don’t want to see a LOT of get out the vote content this year, I’m probably not a good person to follow.
My goal for 2026 is to help hand the GOP the largest midterm loss in history.
We’re going to make 2018 look like a small trickle.
I am extraordinarily more angry these days than I used to be
And not in a good way
Knowing things really aren't going to get easier ir better and I'll just live in pain and then die builds resentment in a big way
Oh well
And not in a good way
Knowing things really aren't going to get easier ir better and I'll just live in pain and then die builds resentment in a big way
Oh well
January 1, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I am extraordinarily more angry these days than I used to be
And not in a good way
Knowing things really aren't going to get easier ir better and I'll just live in pain and then die builds resentment in a big way
Oh well
And not in a good way
Knowing things really aren't going to get easier ir better and I'll just live in pain and then die builds resentment in a big way
Oh well
Pinpointed two excellent looking independent bookstores nearish me, and I'm off to a good start of doing my bookbuying a little more thoughtful this year.
January 1, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Pinpointed two excellent looking independent bookstores nearish me, and I'm off to a good start of doing my bookbuying a little more thoughtful this year.
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People love to talk about what a disappointment Star Trek voyager was for its lack of serialized storytelling, as if Picard didn’t live an entire separate life in one episode only to never mention it again.
January 1, 2026 at 4:40 AM
People love to talk about what a disappointment Star Trek voyager was for its lack of serialized storytelling, as if Picard didn’t live an entire separate life in one episode only to never mention it again.
I think having my egg retrieval today was a great way to close out the year.
My butch cooter flying in the wind, gay nurse anesthetist BSing with me about whether or not Janeway was right in murdering Tuvix, then falling asleep to the *good drugs*
And getting bagel sandwiches afterwards
#winning
My butch cooter flying in the wind, gay nurse anesthetist BSing with me about whether or not Janeway was right in murdering Tuvix, then falling asleep to the *good drugs*
And getting bagel sandwiches afterwards
#winning
December 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I think having my egg retrieval today was a great way to close out the year.
My butch cooter flying in the wind, gay nurse anesthetist BSing with me about whether or not Janeway was right in murdering Tuvix, then falling asleep to the *good drugs*
And getting bagel sandwiches afterwards
#winning
My butch cooter flying in the wind, gay nurse anesthetist BSing with me about whether or not Janeway was right in murdering Tuvix, then falling asleep to the *good drugs*
And getting bagel sandwiches afterwards
#winning
In 2006, I got fed up with my extended family asking about my dating life.
So I did what anyone in 2006 would do, I created a fake FB profile, pulled some stock photos, and made my own bf
Jim and I had a meaningful courtship for 2 years
He's still on FB, and I get reminded of his bday every year.
So I did what anyone in 2006 would do, I created a fake FB profile, pulled some stock photos, and made my own bf
Jim and I had a meaningful courtship for 2 years
He's still on FB, and I get reminded of his bday every year.
December 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
In 2006, I got fed up with my extended family asking about my dating life.
So I did what anyone in 2006 would do, I created a fake FB profile, pulled some stock photos, and made my own bf
Jim and I had a meaningful courtship for 2 years
He's still on FB, and I get reminded of his bday every year.
So I did what anyone in 2006 would do, I created a fake FB profile, pulled some stock photos, and made my own bf
Jim and I had a meaningful courtship for 2 years
He's still on FB, and I get reminded of his bday every year.
2025 feels like barely beating a end-of-level boss, and then rolling right over to the next level where all the monsters have leveled up
no regen, no health potions, no stat improvement.
Just "Here, do it again, it's harder this time though because you're exhausted and don't want to play anymore."
no regen, no health potions, no stat improvement.
Just "Here, do it again, it's harder this time though because you're exhausted and don't want to play anymore."
December 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
2025 feels like barely beating a end-of-level boss, and then rolling right over to the next level where all the monsters have leveled up
no regen, no health potions, no stat improvement.
Just "Here, do it again, it's harder this time though because you're exhausted and don't want to play anymore."
no regen, no health potions, no stat improvement.
Just "Here, do it again, it's harder this time though because you're exhausted and don't want to play anymore."
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The entire thesis here is "hey, do you realize how many people could choose to not use labor from human beings if they instead used the extruded meat product trained on labor from those same human beings?"
December 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The entire thesis here is "hey, do you realize how many people could choose to not use labor from human beings if they instead used the extruded meat product trained on labor from those same human beings?"
Oh. OH YES. THIS IS HAPPENING
My WIP is a sapphic biopunk adventure, and The THREAD is the implant tech that does the most thematic work
The Thread It is a subdermal implant that acts as an IFF (Identify Friend/Foe) between huntresses. In most cases they use it to communicate presence and intent.
My WIP is a sapphic biopunk adventure, and The THREAD is the implant tech that does the most thematic work
The Thread It is a subdermal implant that acts as an IFF (Identify Friend/Foe) between huntresses. In most cases they use it to communicate presence and intent.
December 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Oh. OH YES. THIS IS HAPPENING
My WIP is a sapphic biopunk adventure, and The THREAD is the implant tech that does the most thematic work
The Thread It is a subdermal implant that acts as an IFF (Identify Friend/Foe) between huntresses. In most cases they use it to communicate presence and intent.
My WIP is a sapphic biopunk adventure, and The THREAD is the implant tech that does the most thematic work
The Thread It is a subdermal implant that acts as an IFF (Identify Friend/Foe) between huntresses. In most cases they use it to communicate presence and intent.
Listen to the rhythm,
Don't be scared...
Don't be scared...
December 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Listen to the rhythm,
Don't be scared...
Don't be scared...
I failed spectacularly at getting my workshop into usable condition this year,
But I did finally fix up the workshop chair I'd been meaning to re-upholster.
(Still finding uses for old uniforms...)
But I did finally fix up the workshop chair I'd been meaning to re-upholster.
(Still finding uses for old uniforms...)
December 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I failed spectacularly at getting my workshop into usable condition this year,
But I did finally fix up the workshop chair I'd been meaning to re-upholster.
(Still finding uses for old uniforms...)
But I did finally fix up the workshop chair I'd been meaning to re-upholster.
(Still finding uses for old uniforms...)
What is the difference between a tart and a pie??
December 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
What is the difference between a tart and a pie??
I think my new writing window will be 9-10:30pm
Over the last 3 months I've statistically written much more than that, (my guerrilla writing tactics have been unexpectedly successful)
But as I go into the new year, maybe my editing could benefit from a bit of structure.
Over the last 3 months I've statistically written much more than that, (my guerrilla writing tactics have been unexpectedly successful)
But as I go into the new year, maybe my editing could benefit from a bit of structure.
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I think my new writing window will be 9-10:30pm
Over the last 3 months I've statistically written much more than that, (my guerrilla writing tactics have been unexpectedly successful)
But as I go into the new year, maybe my editing could benefit from a bit of structure.
Over the last 3 months I've statistically written much more than that, (my guerrilla writing tactics have been unexpectedly successful)
But as I go into the new year, maybe my editing could benefit from a bit of structure.
My family may not care about my actual writing, but at least they acknowledge that I'm writing.
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My family may not care about my actual writing, but at least they acknowledge that I'm writing.
People up here talking about "that nazi site," and I'm like
"Wait, which one?"
"Wait, which one?"
December 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
People up here talking about "that nazi site," and I'm like
"Wait, which one?"
"Wait, which one?"
"Why yes, I *would* like my night-night drugs"
December 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
"Why yes, I *would* like my night-night drugs"
For someone who neither enjoys people nor food, like me, the holidays are a special hell.
December 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
For someone who neither enjoys people nor food, like me, the holidays are a special hell.
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Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is the complete and utter collapse of the entire AI industry, to include the fortunes of those involved in it
Please and thank you
Because I’d like there to be some semblance of a world left for my niece and nephews in
Please and thank you
Because I’d like there to be some semblance of a world left for my niece and nephews in
December 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is the complete and utter collapse of the entire AI industry, to include the fortunes of those involved in it
Please and thank you
Because I’d like there to be some semblance of a world left for my niece and nephews in
Please and thank you
Because I’d like there to be some semblance of a world left for my niece and nephews in
I honestly don't know how Steven King wrote anything while intoxicated. All I want to do is take a nap, and I'm one cocktail in.
December 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I honestly don't know how Steven King wrote anything while intoxicated. All I want to do is take a nap, and I'm one cocktail in.
Have you seen what she wears??
Forget about it.
Have you ever been with a warrior woman??
Forget about it.
Have you ever been with a warrior woman??
December 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Have you seen what she wears??
Forget about it.
Have you ever been with a warrior woman??
Forget about it.
Have you ever been with a warrior woman??
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The only USS Defiant I will ever recognize or accept
December 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The only USS Defiant I will ever recognize or accept
With the last installment of Stranger Things almost upon us, I'd like to give a shout-out to Barb.
May you rest in peace.
The producers did you dirty. Of all the people that died in season one and came back, you deserved it the most.
May you rest in peace.
The producers did you dirty. Of all the people that died in season one and came back, you deserved it the most.
December 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
With the last installment of Stranger Things almost upon us, I'd like to give a shout-out to Barb.
May you rest in peace.
The producers did you dirty. Of all the people that died in season one and came back, you deserved it the most.
May you rest in peace.
The producers did you dirty. Of all the people that died in season one and came back, you deserved it the most.