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Lisa James
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In the words of Karen Walker, "Can't talk, feeling something!" 📝 📸 🎹 🌈 👩‍❤️‍👩 🐾
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The hayfever will be very real for the next few months, but it might be worth it 😍😍
My Instagram algorithm is now basically all Wicked, all the time, and probably will be for the next month at least. I'm not upset about it. 💚🖤💖
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My dog has a harness with rainbow unicorns with wings on it, and she loves jumping off furniture, so I always sing "I believe I can fly" to her once it's on and in the lift, and I just realised where I got that genius idea from... www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJSH...
Fun with Dick & Jane: Jim Carrey Singing "I Believe I Can Fly" (Elevator Scene)
YouTube video by Jim Carrey
www.youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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If we don't test for COVID, then there's no COVID! If there's no flights, then there's no late flights! Brilliant!
If you just cancel flights, then they're actually not late! Brilliant stuff from Sean Duffy here
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Five minutes into Wayward and the problem is I know Toni is *so* good and I love her *so* much that I'm already a bit terrified of just how creepy this might end up. 🙈
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Just want to prep my novel and walk my dogs today. Alas, work. *sigh*
October 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I’m so glad I no longer live in the state I lived in!
October 28, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction
October 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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This is truly depressing and if those of us who refuse to use AI have to change our style and voice so it doesn’t look and sound like AI, that means AI has already won.

You will never—and I can’t stress this enough—take my em dashes away from me.
I was told that something I wrote for my day job sounded unprofessional and unpolished because there was an em dash so I am officially no longer using the em dash. I have tried to stick it out but I don’t have the mental strength to deal with this. Very sad day for me.
October 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Seeing those pics of the WH being bulldozed reminds me of that scene in The Residence on Netflix where it's like, "because X *hates* this house and everything it stands for." Yeah, is it obvious now??!!
October 21, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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And no fucking wifi appliances either
Begging people to strip this surveillance gear out of their homes. No Alexa, no Nest thermostat, no Ring cameras, no gd internet linked refrigerators. An actually zone of privacy, for God’s sake.
October 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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This is insane.

“It won’t interfere with the current building. It’ll be near it but not touching it — and pays total respect to the existing building, which I’m the biggest fan of," Trump said in July. “It’s my favorite. It’s my favorite place. I love it.”

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
What is this media obsession with our pm meeting with the orange lying idiot?! He's not coming to save us unless he can make some money out of it. Just embarrassing. 🙄
October 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Working on getting my novel into best possible shape while working full time is brutal. What do you mean, tomorrow I need to do EMAIL. Augh!
October 19, 2025 at 8:34 AM
The new Rachel Maddow doco The Dirty Work is FANTASTIC.
October 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Friendly reminder: if you ever feel imposter syndrome creeping in, just watch a few clips of RFK Jr. explaining “science.”

Confidence is not the same as competence, and somehow, that’s both terrifying and reassuring.
October 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Today I finally got 🎶 “Daisy’s bare naked I was distraught…” That’s clever!!! 😃
October 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
My novel is nearly done, so of course I spent two hours on a single paragraph, because I can’t bear to let it go. 🤯😍🤭
October 12, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The First Wives Club - You Don't Own Me
YouTube video by WatchWithMati
www.youtube.com
October 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
There is absolute crack in these TLOAS melodies. I wake up every day with a different one in my head and find myself singing random tunes throughout the day. 💃😂😍
October 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Really getting back into piano but it's so hard to consistently find the hours in my days. Focusing on small improvements for now... 🙈
October 11, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Left my purifiers’ pre-filters just *slightly* longer than recommended. Glad I changed them with a mask on! 🙊🤭
October 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If that guy EVER wins that award... I can't even...
October 10, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I'm on a budget and need to post in advance this year, so Christmas shopping is sorted...except for my dad, who also happens to have his birthday a week before Christmas. After all these years, I am out of ideas! 🤷‍♀️
October 10, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Lol the Nobels can't even acknowledge women's contribution to discovery. But sure let's acknowledge The Machines.
October 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM