I love the shitty boring part of Christmas
December 30, 2023 at 5:40 PM
I love the shitty boring part of Christmas
I'm the lil Sebastian of my group
December 30, 2023 at 12:42 AM
I'm the lil Sebastian of my group
How many of the Rolling stones would it take to overpower you? I'm going with 4.
December 15, 2023 at 10:43 AM
How many of the Rolling stones would it take to overpower you? I'm going with 4.
I saw a child holding a six pack of coke to his ear and pretending he had a boombox. Very odd
December 9, 2023 at 10:06 PM
I saw a child holding a six pack of coke to his ear and pretending he had a boombox. Very odd
Sometimes I zoom out on Google maps satellite view and zoom in at speed to simulate what it would be like to jump from a spaceship to land on someone I hates car bonnet.
November 29, 2023 at 8:23 AM
Sometimes I zoom out on Google maps satellite view and zoom in at speed to simulate what it would be like to jump from a spaceship to land on someone I hates car bonnet.
The first law of AI should be that no robot can have a bigger dick than a human. No reason.
November 25, 2023 at 10:00 PM
The first law of AI should be that no robot can have a bigger dick than a human. No reason.
The worst thing about grey/white hair is that you can see your scalp through it really easily and morality concerns overwhelm you. Yeah that's it
November 23, 2023 at 2:23 PM
The worst thing about grey/white hair is that you can see your scalp through it really easily and morality concerns overwhelm you. Yeah that's it
Ryan Reynolds is a bad actor who aspires to be a poor comedian
November 16, 2023 at 1:31 PM
Ryan Reynolds is a bad actor who aspires to be a poor comedian
The opening of Return Of The Living Dead is something else.
November 14, 2023 at 5:03 PM
The opening of Return Of The Living Dead is something else.
The biggest thrill in my life right now is checking to see how many apps I need to update. 44. Woo.
November 8, 2023 at 9:32 PM
The biggest thrill in my life right now is checking to see how many apps I need to update. 44. Woo.
November 7, 2023 at 7:33 PM
Plastic film- DO NOT RECYCLE OR WE TAKE YOUR FIRSTBORN
Plastic container that is bound at the molecular level to aforementioned plastic film-RECYCLE ON PAIN OF DEATH
Life is quite difficult sometimes
Plastic container that is bound at the molecular level to aforementioned plastic film-RECYCLE ON PAIN OF DEATH
Life is quite difficult sometimes
November 5, 2023 at 9:08 PM
Plastic film- DO NOT RECYCLE OR WE TAKE YOUR FIRSTBORN
Plastic container that is bound at the molecular level to aforementioned plastic film-RECYCLE ON PAIN OF DEATH
Life is quite difficult sometimes
Plastic container that is bound at the molecular level to aforementioned plastic film-RECYCLE ON PAIN OF DEATH
Life is quite difficult sometimes
I got rid of Twitter, the only reason I still have blue sky is I can learn about girl dinner from LinkedIn. Or I hope I can't.
October 25, 2023 at 11:09 AM
I got rid of Twitter, the only reason I still have blue sky is I can learn about girl dinner from LinkedIn. Or I hope I can't.
When you think about it, boxing is just two lads thumping the heads off each other
October 24, 2023 at 7:58 PM
When you think about it, boxing is just two lads thumping the heads off each other
I'm the real hero. Such endurance
October 10, 2023 at 7:45 PM
I'm the real hero. Such endurance
Bit bad of capitalism to destroy weather via pollution so it's too hot so I want to stop working from home and go to an air conditioned office
September 8, 2023 at 10:57 AM
Bit bad of capitalism to destroy weather via pollution so it's too hot so I want to stop working from home and go to an air conditioned office
The herb community is full of people with online names like Michael Bay Leaf and Nutmeg Ryan
September 5, 2023 at 12:37 PM
The herb community is full of people with online names like Michael Bay Leaf and Nutmeg Ryan
Anyone who still believes in god clearly hasn't read page 248 of the DaVinci code
August 10, 2023 at 7:08 AM
Anyone who still believes in god clearly hasn't read page 248 of the DaVinci code
I beat midnight suns. It's good if you like it. If you don't less so. I liked it.
August 5, 2023 at 12:12 PM
I beat midnight suns. It's good if you like it. If you don't less so. I liked it.