Parker Swift | he?/they
@linehopper.bsky.social
Not affiliated with this Flash family or any other. Or that one singer. Please stop asking why I look familiar.
» Dimension-hopping speedster
DCRP OC | written by bardlockcafe
» Story & Banter, Happy to plot.
» Current setting: Gotham? Too fast to tell.
» Dimension-hopping speedster
DCRP OC | written by bardlockcafe
» Story & Banter, Happy to plot.
» Current setting: Gotham? Too fast to tell.
What, you didn't hear me coming from the city?
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
What, you didn't hear me coming from the city?
PLEASE say, "stop that."
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
PLEASE say, "stop that."
||you're making this the WORST day to be literate
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
||you're making this the WORST day to be literate
I dunno what's worse, that coming from the Superman half or the Luthor half.
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I dunno what's worse, that coming from the Superman half or the Luthor half.
Reposted by Parker Swift | he?/they
The D in DILF can indeed stand for Dilapidated.
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The D in DILF can indeed stand for Dilapidated.
Jules, your brain is GIGANTIC.
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Jules, your brain is GIGANTIC.
I don't know what I'm sayin' either, guys.
November 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I don't know what I'm sayin' either, guys.