The media is owned by Trump donors, so there's that.

Side note: RumChata tastes like Cinnamon Toast Crunch milk and gets you drunk. Perfect for the holidays!

That is so cool!

He's the greatest fuckhead that's ever lived. No one can be a bigger, dumber, louder fuckhead than DJT. Everyone says it. Everyone knows. They say "I don't know how he does it!" and he says "Well, anyone can see that I have a gift; good genes."

Eugenics

I'm familiar with the Fords. Yes, one passed. You still have Doug.

I think you have a wanna be Trump on your hands

He: "I don't know. I realized I don't know how to talk to anyone who still believes in things. She deserves someone who still thinks true love exists. I need someone to meet me where I am: all of my dreams have been crushed, burned to ash. I just want someone to hang out and watch tv with." 😂 End

My idiot brother (at 50) went on a date with a 25 yr old. She asked several times before he agreed. Halfway through the date he took her home early and told her he can't do it. I asked him what possessed him to do it in the first place. 🧵

He's stepped into the spotlight a few times to discuss different issues, RFK JR being one of them. He warned the public about his cousin around the same time his mother did the same.

A lot of the gold molding put up in the Oval Office was identified as plaster molding sold at Home Depot. Yep. They spray painted plaster Home Depot crap and stuck them up everywhere. And Biden's desk? Currently displayed illegally at Mar-a-Lago.

He's great. The antithesis of RFK JR.

A small can of hairspray is as effective as pepper spray or mace and it's legal. I'm in the USA, so just leaving your house is to take your life into your hands. Trust me when I say that it's a genuine shit show having everyone strapped up to the teeth.

One can fight fascism and love baseball at the same time.