well boys the trick is you’ve got to turn humiliation into an easily digestible sentiment that is both self-deprecating and pandering at the same time. it’s a skill that I developed due to having low self-esteem and wanting people to like me. And also <500 followers is still a lot actually

my mom used to order a catholic magazine that reviewed tv, movies, and music for how appropriate(?) they were. As a kid I’d always flip through it pretty earnestly. I remember they reviewed this album and blurred out her shadowed chest as if she was naked lol. None of this impacted me at all

i had to change my banner to a wholesome pic of leaves because the bsky app cropped my original banner--which was perfectly normal on desktop!--to make me look like, weirdly into male orgasms