No?

It's honestly so comforting to know I'm not the only one to get upset when something is exceptionally good.

Tell me more?

I posted this just like "oh hah I'm not a LotR character but I'm an orc so it's funny" and then like eight hours later I cracked up laughing out of nowhere because I remembered my real actual legal name is Lindar Greenwood.

In addition to this looking like a shit meal, I'm pretty sure this is AI. Look at the spoon going into the beans and the mat under the bowl.

I paid but actually msg/email me so I can pay you a real amount of money for work.

(also shout-out to the fellow large gays who also vaguely orbit me)

Not to mention holy shit Aaron Paul has got RANGE.

Folks get one polite ask to calm down and act like adults and then I'm done. I'm too fucking narcoleptic to let anyone irritate me.

Honestly I feel that as well. I spent five years working on a video game soundtrack and after it was done I wrote the most self-indulgent metal album (DOOMTROID) because I was so tired of cinematic melancholic atmosphere. It's a mix of the original Metroid and Doom 2016.

You see, that's a good thing. You have SENSE. This is how you stay SAFE. Some people are like "oh hey let's go inside of the ocean" or some shit, and I hope they have fun inviting themselves into someone else's home unannounced, but you're not catching my fae ass doing that shit. Nope.

Look, it's not weird if I, a masculine woman with a dick, want a feminine boyfriend with a pussy who is a foot shorter than me and has a voice deeper than mine. I have no qualms about that! I just need to know that I'm being perceived as gay at all times or I will wither away and die.

Look, I'm asking Very Important Questions here! Is it considered straight if I, a 6'4" butch woman, pick up a 5'2" femboy and set him down on my shoulders backwards so I can eat his pussy? It's a very simple question and yet the answer is very complicated.